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Old 03-04-2004, 05:54 PM   #39
Morai
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A noble use for real Elven rope. Galadriel would be proud, or at least, Elrond would, because then he wouldn't be able to make it back to Arwen...
That really put's pictures in my mind. Imagine Gollum attempting to tie Elven rope around Sam's neck while he's sleeping.

Gollum: We musssst get revenge my precioussss.
After picking up the rope, Gollum remembers that he doesn't like to be near it.
Gollum : OW! MY PRECIOUSSSS IT BURNS US!
Then Gollum comes up with an idea, he uses a rock to drag the elven rope towards Sam. Afterwards, he again tries wrap it around the sleeping hobbit with his teeth. Though the rope touches his tounge
Gollum: WATER PRECIOUSSSS! IT BURNS!
Gollum proceeds to run in the river and drink as much water as he can. Meanwhile Sam wakes up, with elven rope on his face.
Sam: Huh?
Then he tastes it, hearing Gollum's complaints.
Sam: Mmm, tastes like the tobasco sauce my Gaffer used to make.
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