New Movie Script

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Kransha, is your avatar the picture of the Overmind (or any Zerg structure, if selected)? Cool!

Anywhen...these here scenes are already done, but I invoke this clause of the amendment that made this parody.

Oh, and can there be more than one version of a scene submitted to this thread?

That, and I plan to put this on my page Stupid Ring-style, so I'll need outtakes. And Behind the Scenes, if that isn't much trouble.

OUTTAKES: Éowyn and Aragorn

Aragorn: You have some skill with a blade.
Éowyn: No, NO, NO! It's parry - riposte. Parry - riposte! Eru, who taught you how to fence? Viggo Mortensen?
Aragorn: Wha-hat?
Éowyn: Look - PJ told me you sucked at swords so much, you'll probably fall off a cliff before RotK. So, he sent me to teach you.
Aragorn: Sucked at swords...cliff? PJ! *goes off to find PJ, gives him a good bonk in the head*
Théoden: Uh, guys...looks like we'll have to stop taping for a while - PJ's unconscious again.

OUTTAKES: Aragorn and Arwen

Aragorn: I am a mortal. You are elf kind. It was a dream, Arwen, nothing more.
Arwen: Why are you saying this?
Aragorn: Duh! Isn't it obvious? I'm breaking up with you.
Arwen: What?! Before prom?! You have some nerve...wait, Figwit's been asking me out for sometime now. He might take me to the prom.
Aragorn: What? What prom?
Arwen: He-LLO! Have you been living in the wild or something? The Rivendell High School Prom! Next week! Even Jughead's coming, I heard.
Aragorn: So, what, are we in "Archie Comics" now?
PJ: Tell me this is a crazy alternate universe. Please.

Later days!
->Elenrod