You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[Firefoot]

when you turn invisible whenever you wear a ring.

Can you tell me how to do that?

-When you know Frodo's family tree much better than your own.

-When you are seriously considering naming your kids after LotR characters.

-The doodles in your history notebook amazingly enough become detailed drawings of Hobbits, Dwarves, Rings, and complex maps of Middle Earth.

-If someone so much as mentions LotR your concentration is completely lost in daydreams of Middle Earth.

-When someone asks you if you could live anywhere you wanted, where would you? and you reply The Shire.