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One of the Nine · 02-17-2004, 07:08 PM

If I were Eru, I would:

-Make a hailstorm in Mordor and have huge hailstones hit Sauron

-Make Denethor's clothes fireproof

-When Frodo puts on the Ring at Mount Doom, turn everyone's clothes hot pink

-When Shelob comes, have Tarentella start simutaniously

-When the Fellowship leaves Rivendell, have Frodo trip and have everyone trip over him (for lack of the devil smilie) >:}

-Have Aragorn trip up everytime he wants to say something

-Have Arwen have a heart attack when she chooses mortal life

-Have the ring turn into a fish and have Gollum eat it and become sick with a nameless desease

-FIND PJ AND HAVE HIM GET THE MOVIE RIGHT!!!!!!!!

Off topic: I'm still mad about Faramir being stripped of his glory that he had in the book!

02-17-2004, 07:08 PM	#1
One of the Nine Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In my mind. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Posts: 84	If I were Eru, I would: -Make a hailstorm in Mordor and have huge hailstones hit Sauron -Make Denethor's clothes fireproof -When Frodo puts on the Ring at Mount Doom, turn everyone's clothes hot pink -When Shelob comes, have Tarentella start simutaniously -When the Fellowship leaves Rivendell, have Frodo trip and have everyone trip over him (for lack of the devil smilie) >:} -Have Aragorn trip up everytime he wants to say something -Have Arwen have a heart attack when she chooses mortal life -Have the ring turn into a fish and have Gollum eat it and become sick with a nameless desease -FIND PJ AND HAVE HIM GET THE MOVIE RIGHT!!!!!!!! Off topic: I'm still mad about Faramir being stripped of his glory that he had in the book! __________________ I have a very short attention span, and it sometimes affects me when I'm, ooo a squirrel....