The cinemas of the United Kingdom do not believe, for reasons best known to themselves, in intermissions. Not for anything, no matter how long. The fiends. Even if you are being interrogated by the police you are let out for a pee every now and again. But the Odeons, Warner Villages and UGCs of this world consider themselves above such acts of common humanity and decency.<BR>I would happily sit in a cinema all day long if the film were good enough, but I *hate* the ignominy of having to crawl over my fellow film guests,apologising, and miss some exciting climax, just because I don't happen to have a bladder the size of a beachball. <BR>And if you've got kids with you, it's even more fun....<BR>Sorry, rant over.
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05-10-2003, 05:23 AM
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