Funniest Lines

[Sword Maiden Of The Shire]

Smeagol: "But Master's our friend!"<P>Gollum: "You don't have any <B>friends!</B> nobody likes <B>you!</B>"<P>Smeagol: "Not listening! I'm not listening!"<P>Gollum: "You're a thief and a liar!"<P>Smeagol: "No"<P>Gollum: "<B>M-U-R-D-E-R-E-R!</B>"<BR>----------------------------<BR>Sam: "There's only one way to cook a brace of coney!"<P>Gollum: "Accckkk! What's it doing! Stupid fat hobbit! Ruining poor Smeagol's food! Poor poor Smeagol!"<BR>-----------------------------<BR>Sam: "What we need's a few good taters!"<P>Gollum: "What's <I>taters?</I> eh? precious? what's taters?<P>Sam: P-O-T-A-T-O-E-S! Boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew! Lovely golden brown chips with a nice piece of fried fish!"<P>Gollum: (Spits) Phhhww!!<P>Sam: "Even you couldn't say no to that!"<P>Gollum: "Oh yes we could! Spoiling nice fish like that! Give it to us raw and WWWWWWWWWriggling! You keep nasty chips!"<P>Sam: "You're 'opeless!"