My Aragorn action figure - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Birdland · 04-09-2002, 10:38 AM

I am the Anti-Collector!!! First I'd take my action figures out of their boxes, and throw the boxes away! Mu-Wa-Ha-Ha. After cutting off all the tags and loosing the little weapons in the carpet, I'd have fun "playing" with my action figures. Such as:Hanging Frodo over the fish tank and dunking him, just like the Watcher in the Water scene.Tying a string around Sam's leg, so my cat can play "Shelob".Knocking Gollum off the top of the bookshelves with paper wads. Just like the Cracks of Doom. Making little toothpick arrows and impaling Boromir, just like the Orcs did. Let's see...Falls of Rauros...garbage disposal or toilet?...hmmm...Tie Gandalf to the car antenna and drive on freeway, so he can fly just like he did on the eagle's back.Pelt Pippin with marbles, so he can play "Catch the Palantir".See, you guys just don't know how to have fun with your action figures!

04-09-2002, 10:38 AM	#7
Birdland Ghastly Neekerbreeker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto Posts: 1,751	I am the Anti-Collector!!! First I'd take my action figures out of their boxes, and throw the boxes away! Mu-Wa-Ha-Ha. <P>After cutting off all the tags and loosing the little weapons in the carpet, I'd have fun "playing" with my action figures. <P>Such as:<P>Hanging Frodo over the fish tank and dunking him, just like the Watcher in the Water scene.<P>Tying a string around Sam's leg, so my cat can play "Shelob".<P>Knocking Gollum off the top of the bookshelves with paper wads. Just like the Cracks of Doom. <P>Making little toothpick arrows and impaling Boromir, just like the Orcs did. <P>Let's see...Falls of Rauros...garbage disposal or toilet?...hmmm...<P>Tie Gandalf to the car antenna and drive on freeway, so he can fly just like he did on the eagle's back.<P>Pelt Pippin with marbles, so he can play "Catch the Palantir".<P>See, you guys just don't know how to have fun with your action figures!