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PigsnieLite · 01-12-2003, 05:08 AM

The only time you see Legolas all smudged up was after the fellowship stumbled out of Moria. He was probably embarrassed by Haldir, who wuz unsmudged. In fact, haf you ever seen a dirty elf in LOTR? Elfs are mystically Scotchguarded, hahaha! On the other hand, humans in Middle Earth never seem to take a bath or trim their fingurnails!

01-12-2003, 05:08 AM	#11
PigsnieLite Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: london Posts: 15	The only time you see Legolas all smudged up was after the fellowship stumbled out of Moria. He was probably embarrassed by Haldir, who wuz unsmudged. In fact, haf you ever seen a dirty elf in LOTR? Elfs are mystically Scotchguarded, hahaha! On the other hand, humans in Middle Earth never seem to take a bath or trim their fingurnails! __________________ HALDIR LIVES!