*TTT - Haldir (Craig Parker)* - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

PigsnieLite · 01-12-2003, 04:54 AM

Haldir was a brave noble elf who died for Middle Earth, but might have had one too many cream puffs. Look at all the other elven kind. They are all being diminished or somethin, so they rush off to the Undying Lands, carrying lanterns. But Haldir goes off to Helms Deep wid his archers & honours the Alliance wid the stinky Men of Middle Earth (who never seem to take baths, by the way).<P>HALDIR LIVES! <P>PS. I haf met Craig Parker & he is a skinny humorous humble fellow. Peter Jackson must haf told him to gain a little weight for LOTR.

01-12-2003, 04:54 AM	#28
PigsnieLite Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: london Posts: 15	Haldir was a brave noble elf who died for Middle Earth, but might have had one too many cream puffs. Look at all the other elven kind. They are all being diminished or somethin, so they rush off to the Undying Lands, carrying lanterns. But Haldir goes off to Helms Deep wid his archers & honours the Alliance wid the stinky Men of Middle Earth (who never seem to take baths, by the way).<P>HALDIR LIVES! <P>PS. I haf met Craig Parker & he is a skinny humorous humble fellow. Peter Jackson must haf told him to gain a little weight for LOTR. __________________ HALDIR LIVES!