If LotR had been written by someone else!? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Kaszul · 08-15-2002, 12:58 PM

Dang!, someone got the the "Knights who say Ni!" before me. What the heck, here's my version anyway.

[spooky music]
[music stops]
Eomer: Rohan!
Riders of Rohan: Rohan! Rohan! Rohan! Rohan!
Aragorn: Who are you?
Eomer: We are the Riders of Rohan... 'Rohan'!
RANDOM: Rohan!
Aragorn: No! Not the Riders of Rohan!
Eomer: The same!
Gimli: Who are they?
Eomer: We are the horse lords, keepers of the Gap of Rohan!
RANDOM: Gap of Rohan!
Aragorn: Those who face them seldom live to tell the tale.
Eomer: The Riders of Rohan demand to know your buissness in our land.
Aragorn: Riders of Rohan, we are but simple travellers who seek the Orc horde who kidnapped our halfling friends.
Eomer: Rohan!
Riders of Rohan: Rohan! Rohan! Rohan! Rohan!
Aragorn: Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!
Eomer: We shall say 'Rohan' again to you if you do not appease us.
Aragorn: Well, what is it you want?
Eomer: We want... a shrubbery!
[dramatic chord]
Aragorn: A what?
Riders of Rohan: Rohan! Rohan! Rohan! Rohan! Rohan!
Aragorn and Party: Ow! Oh!
Aragorn: Please! Please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Eomer: You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this gap... alive.
Aragorn: O Riders of Rohan, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
Eomer: One that looks nice.
Aragorn: Of course.
Eomer: And not too expensive.
Aragorn: Yes.
Eomer: Now... go!

I know the shrubbery part was a little uninventive, but I love that off the wall demand. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

08-15-2002, 12:58 PM	#11
Kaszul Pile O'Bones Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 14	Dang!, someone got the the "Knights who say Ni!" before me. What the heck, here's my version anyway. [spooky music] [music stops] Eomer: Rohan! Riders of Rohan: Rohan! Rohan! Rohan! Rohan! Aragorn: Who are you? Eomer: We are the Riders of Rohan... 'Rohan'! RANDOM: Rohan! Aragorn: No! Not the Riders of Rohan! Eomer: The same! Gimli: Who are they? Eomer: We are the horse lords, keepers of the Gap of Rohan! RANDOM: Gap of Rohan! Aragorn: Those who face them seldom live to tell the tale. Eomer: The Riders of Rohan demand to know your buissness in our land. Aragorn: Riders of Rohan, we are but simple travellers who seek the Orc horde who kidnapped our halfling friends. Eomer: Rohan! Riders of Rohan: Rohan! Rohan! Rohan! Rohan! Aragorn: Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh! Eomer: We shall say 'Rohan' again to you if you do not appease us. Aragorn: Well, what is it you want? Eomer: We want... a shrubbery! [dramatic chord] Aragorn: A what? Riders of Rohan: Rohan! Rohan! Rohan! Rohan! Rohan! Aragorn and Party: Ow! Oh! Aragorn: Please! Please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery. Eomer: You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this gap... alive. Aragorn: O Riders of Rohan, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery. Eomer: One that looks nice. Aragorn: Of course. Eomer: And not too expensive. Aragorn: Yes. Eomer: Now... go! I know the shrubbery part was a little uninventive, but I love that off the wall demand. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]