If LotR had been written by someone else!?

[Ulmo]

Originally posted by Thenamir2:
<STRONG>TOlkien's revenge: Why did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken, sunlight coruscating off its radiant yellow-white coat of feathers, approached the dark, sullen asphalt road and scrutinized it intently with its obsidian-black eyes. Every detail of the thoroughfare leapt into blinding focus: the rough texture of the surface, over which countless tires had worked their relentless tread through the ages; the innumerable fragments of stone embedded within the lugubrious mass, perhaps quarried from the great pits where the Sons of Man labored not far from here; the dull black asphalt itself, exuding those waves of heat which distort the sight and bring weakness to the body; the other attributes of the great highway too numerous to give name. And then it crossed it.</STRONG>

LMAO! That's hilarious! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Let's get a whole thread of these and combine 'em. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Bring 'em on people! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]