The Psychotic Elf

[ColletteTook]

soooo....Kalia. what part of middle earth are you from? * loses her already short attention span and doesnt hear the answer * mmm. wow thats great. " how is pippin?" asked legolas . Oh he great. he ha alot on his plate now though * loading her own plate with everything in reach, even if she didnt know what it was* His wife just gve him a baby son he named Faramir. When the midwife told him it was a boy, he fainted rightt here at the table. * legolas laughed, just then collette knocks over her wine and it spills across the table* Oh clumbsy me! so sorry! * accidentally elbows over a candle, that did not go well with wine and soon had the entire table linen in flames* OOPS! "oops? OOPS?thats it! i didnt want you to eat her AND IF I HAD HAD MY WAY YOU WOULD BE WAITING OUTSIDE RIGH NOW!!! GET OUT! OUT! OUT! YOU ARE BANISHED FORM MY COURT UNTIL YOU ARENO LONGER THE NEICE OF THAT FOOL, PIPPIN!" roared legolas .