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Estelyn Telcontar · 09-19-2002, 07:41 AM

„Help!!! Heeellllp!!!!!!“

Goldberry heard high-pitched cries from the direction of the Old Forest. ‘Oh dear,’ she thought, ‘hobbit tourists again, I suppose! Why must they always rush into the Forest without reading the FAQ sign at the gate? If only they would learn to use the search function – they would reach their goal faster and without getting into trouble with Old Man Shark- uh, Willow.’

Her eyes softened as she gazed at Tom, snoring serenely on the sofa. ‘Poor dear, he’s so tired after having the night rescue shift. I guess I’ll take care of it myself. But,’ her chin lifting resolutely, ‘I absolutely will not sing that nonsense!’

And so it came to pass that the entrapped hobbits very soon heard the strains of a lovely voice:

“You just call out my name
And you’ll know, wherever I am,
I’ll come running…”

09-19-2002, 07:41 AM	#11
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	„Help!!! Heeellllp!!!!!!“ Goldberry heard high-pitched cries from the direction of the Old Forest. ‘Oh dear,’ she thought, ‘hobbit tourists again, I suppose! Why must they always rush into the Forest without reading the FAQ sign at the gate? If only they would learn to use the search function – they would reach their goal faster and without getting into trouble with Old Man Shark- uh, Willow.’ Her eyes softened as she gazed at Tom, snoring serenely on the sofa. ‘Poor dear, he’s so tired after having the night rescue shift. I guess I’ll take care of it myself. But,’ her chin lifting resolutely, ‘I absolutely will not sing that nonsense!’ And so it came to pass that the entrapped hobbits very soon heard the strains of a lovely voice: “You just call out my name And you’ll know, wherever I am, I’ll come running…” __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'