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One Axe to Rule them All · 05-01-2003, 09:10 AM

as the festivities were getting in gear, a small figure, opting for the silent entrance. Walked in the side door and was immediatley alerted by the sound of a metal detector

security guard: "Excuse me sir, but you have to check your weapons at the door"

Me(gimli): "ye can't take me axe!"

Guard: "but sir, the rules are the rules"

Me: "But... it's me axe....."

Guard: "I'm sorry sir, no exceptions..."

Me: "fine.. here you go" *hands over his axe*

Guard: "you may pass now"

Me: *whispering* "Sucker"

then, the dwarf slips into a table and watches the scene, brooding and waiting for the girl party to arrive...

[ May 01, 2003: Message edited by: One Axe to Rule them All ]

05-01-2003, 09:10 AM	#11
One Axe to Rule them All Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Citadel Posts: 212	as the festivities were getting in gear, a small figure, opting for the silent entrance. Walked in the side door and was immediatley alerted by the sound of a metal detector security guard: "Excuse me sir, but you have to check your weapons at the door" Me(gimli): "ye can't take me axe!" Guard: "but sir, the rules are the rules" Me: "But... it's me axe....." Guard: "I'm sorry sir, no exceptions..." Me: "fine.. here you go" hands over his axe Guard: "you may pass now" Me: whispering "Sucker" then, the dwarf slips into a table and watches the scene, brooding and waiting for the girl party to arrive... [ May 01, 2003: Message edited by: One Axe to Rule them All ] __________________ Why are you reading this? Go outside, be happy, get some sunlight! You're so pasty and thin! You horrify me, GO! Get some light before they take you too! It's too late for me but SAVE YOURSELF! For more LOTR fun, Join The Citadel!