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Isilmëiel · 03-21-2003, 03:18 PM

A boy in my English class was doing an oral report on TTT. He was talking about Sam and Gollum fighting each other, and I had this vivid mental picture of Sam grabbing Gollum by the neck and bashing his head with a mallet-like fist. I laughed out loud (just one Ha) and everyone stared at me.

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 03-21-2003, 04:45 PM

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or she turns round and walks off with Glorfindel, or Boromir (take your pick), who were hiding in the bushes all along.

Boromir?! No! We cannot torture him so! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

The idea of Gandalf blowing away the hobbit-kids makes my sides hurt.

Anyway, here's another weird one I had:

(On Caradhras, Boromir picks up the Ring.)

Aragorn: "Boromir! Give the Ring to Frodo."

(Boromir looks mad, swings the Ring over his head and chucks it at Frodo.)

Boromir: "As you wish. I care not!"

(Frodo starts to cry.)

Aragorn: "Okay, Boromir, that's it. You're in time-out!"

GaladrieloftheOlden · 03-21-2003, 04:53 PM

In FotR, at the scene where Gandalf blows the smoke ship through Bilbo's smoke ring, I keep thinking that there'll be these little figures on it of Gandalf and Bilbo, waving....Don't ask. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 03-21-2003, 05:31 PM

In FotR when Frodo looks at Gandy and says "Gandalf" on the wagon, when G looks back at him, I always think his dentures are going to fall out.

Oddwen · 03-21-2003, 06:23 PM

Did you notice that in TTT about half of Gandy's lines are "harumph!" or some variant of the word?
TTT, at Helm's Deep, when it starts raining. That look on Theoden's face, hoo boy.
"And we get to fight...in the rain."
"Just as I thought things couldn't get more perfect."
Or he just starts beating his head on the parapet.

GaladrieloftheOlden · 03-21-2003, 06:25 PM

You call him Gandy? Oooh... just kiddin [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] *looks around to make sure no objects are flying in her direction*
[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ March 21, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 03-21-2003, 09:22 PM

Heads up, Galadriel!

Morai · 03-26-2003, 10:46 AM

You know in the extended version, when Merry and Pippin are standing on a table and singing? Well this always pops in my head:
Suddenly the room gets dark, and a disco ball lowers from the ceiling. All these colored lights appeare out of nowhere. Then this hip hop/rap music starts playing.
Pippin: "Put ya hands in da air!"
Merry: "Come on, come let's raise da roof!"

I know, I'm strange....

Airehiriel · 03-26-2003, 10:51 AM

At least you have the power to admit your strange, Morai.

I'm still in denial.

Mrs. Frodo Baggins · 04-20-2003, 05:03 PM

Oh, man. I should have never found this thread.

I'm still cracking-up over the moth-eating and the candy floss.
Well, here goes.

All could think to myself when the orc was running to the wall with a torch in hand was" "It's the Olympic torch bearer!"

There's this particular scene in TTT when one of the Gondorian guards is holding Frodo ( I think it's right before the Nazgul shows up), and poor Frodo looks like he's going to barf all over Faramir.

I think it's this one.
Well, good luck, and keep the silliness alive.

Morai · 04-20-2003, 07:57 PM

Woah, you're right! Poor Frodo, must have got food posioning from the connies, or maybe the lembas.... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Arvedui III · 04-21-2003, 07:51 PM

Hehee, poor Frodo! I also thought that uruk-hai was going to light the olympic torch. I have another:
The second time I watched TTT when Legolas slides down on the shield and banks it into an uruk-hai, my friend yelled, well not really yelled, but said "Skateboard elf, skateboard elf!" and I got this scary picture of Legolas as a skateboard junnky.

[ April 21, 2003: Message edited by: Arvedui III ]

Everdawn · 04-22-2003, 04:49 AM

I was watching Sex and the City last night, and you know how they all sit around at like, lunch talking... I had this mental flash of Galadriel, Arwen and Éowyn sitting around talking like thay do..

Ok its a bit far-fetched but think about it! it would be FUNNY!

vanwafeniel · 04-22-2003, 09:40 AM

Hullo dudes, i'm new to this thread.
hehe...i feel the same with Frodo barfing, he has alot of scenes like that, i thought he was going to barf all over Arwen on the banks of the Bruinen, he looked gross! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

The only thing i could think of...

in TTT when Legolas is taking the mick out of Gimli for being so short, Gimli jumps him and they have a really girly woos fight.... Involving nipple twisting, biting and slapping. For some reason Legolas loses. [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

Please dont say it people...i know...its sad...ah well. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Senseless Skwerl · 04-22-2003, 09:16 PM

in the extended fotr, when merry and pippin are singing at the green dragon, i can't help but think that either one of them's about to fall off of the table, seemingly unconcious, then frodo starts laughing like there's no tomorrow, i don't know why.
then in ttt, when aragorn falls off the cliff, i always imagine everything going silent and then from below the cliff you hear, "it's all right folks! i'm okaaay!!!"
also, when gollum's going, "once their dead!" i ALWAYS picture him turning to sam and frodo, and going, "did you hear that!?? DIE ALREADY! i wants my PRECIOUSSSSS back!!" and then in the theatre, right after, "we could let her do it" and EVERYONE except for a select few are all super loudly, "who is 'her'!??" i always picture shelob coming up and going, "ME! I AM 'HER'!! NOW GO AWAY AND LEARN SOMETHING USEFUL!!!"
call me crazy! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

vanwafeniel · 04-23-2003, 11:24 AM

Hehe..shelob..classic. Although the idea of a giant man/dwarf/elf/hobbit-eating spider talking to a cinema full of people is...frightful..nightmarish! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Everytime is see the bit in TTT where Gollum and Smeagol are arguing i think that they are going to beat each other/themselves up. It would liven it up a bit! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
I had a dream that Sam was chasing me with the brace of conies, i woke up sweating, apparentely i had been talking in my sleep,...."No!not the conies!please..no!..."etc
hmmm....sometimes i wonder about my insanity but wake up in a straight jacket.

Duncariel · 06-11-2003, 10:25 AM

On one of those odd threads somewhere out there there was this picture of Gollum in a pink tu-tu. When I saw that, I literally fell out of my chair.

Every time I see Legolas ride up for the first time in FotR, I envision him getting his foot caught in a stirrup and getting dragged to the steps before his horse stops. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
My favorite mentall picture.

Finwe · 06-14-2003, 01:06 PM

I think my favorite mental picture is in TTT when Aragorn tosses Gimli. Imagine, Aragorn picks him up, then tosses him a bit too far out so Gimli teeters on the edge and falls off. All the Uruk-Hai start laughing hysterically along with Aragorn, and the entire force of the Rohirrim. Then Aragorn realizes he's smack in the middle of a bunch of Uruk-Hai and starts killing them while they're clutching their sides and laughing.

It seemed funny when I thought of it.

merry03 · 06-14-2003, 01:20 PM

In FotR, I always see when the Black riders get swept down the river, that the water rips off their cloaks and there are poodles standing on top of each other underneath. Call me strange...

03-21-2003, 03:18 PM	#41
Isilmëiel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: wandering about... Posts: 33	A boy in my English class was doing an oral report on TTT. He was talking about Sam and Gollum fighting each other, and I had this vivid mental picture of Sam grabbing Gollum by the neck and bashing his head with a mallet-like fist. I laughed out loud (just one Ha) and everyone stared at me. __________________ I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. ~Graffito

03-21-2003, 04:53 PM	#43
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	In FotR, at the scene where Gandalf blows the smoke ship through Bilbo's smoke ring, I keep thinking that there'll be these little figures on it of Gandalf and Bilbo, waving....Don't ask. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

03-21-2003, 05:31 PM	#44
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	In FotR when Frodo looks at Gandy and says "Gandalf" on the wagon, when G looks back at him, I always think his dentures are going to fall out. __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

03-21-2003, 06:23 PM	#45
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Did you notice that in TTT about half of Gandy's lines are "harumph!" or some variant of the word? TTT, at Helm's Deep, when it starts raining. That look on Theoden's face, hoo boy. "And we get to fight...in the rain." "Just as I thought things couldn't get more perfect." Or he just starts beating his head on the parapet. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

03-21-2003, 06:25 PM	#46
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	You call him Gandy? Oooh... just kiddin [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] looks around to make sure no objects are flying in her direction [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [ March 21, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ] __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

03-21-2003, 09:22 PM	#47
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Heads up, Galadriel! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

03-26-2003, 10:46 AM	#48
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	You know in the extended version, when Merry and Pippin are standing on a table and singing? Well this always pops in my head: Suddenly the room gets dark, and a disco ball lowers from the ceiling. All these colored lights appeare out of nowhere. Then this hip hop/rap music starts playing. Pippin: "Put ya hands in da air!" Merry: "Come on, come let's raise da roof!" I know, I'm strange.... __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

03-26-2003, 10:51 AM	#49
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	At least you have the power to admit your strange, Morai. I'm still in denial. __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

04-20-2003, 05:03 PM	#50
Mrs. Frodo Baggins Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Mirkwood, the court of King Thranduil Posts: 15	Oh, man. I should have never found this thread. I'm still cracking-up over the moth-eating and the candy floss. Well, here goes. All could think to myself when the orc was running to the wall with a torch in hand was" "It's the Olympic torch bearer!" There's this particular scene in TTT when one of the Gondorian guards is holding Frodo ( I think it's right before the Nazgul shows up), and poor Frodo looks like he's going to barf all over Faramir. I think it's this one. Well, good luck, and keep the silliness alive. __________________ The Ringbearer's girl.

04-20-2003, 07:57 PM	#51
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Woah, you're right! Poor Frodo, must have got food posioning from the connies, or maybe the lembas.... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

04-21-2003, 07:51 PM	#52
Arvedui III Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In Rohan, with Carolina on my mind Posts: 629	Hehee, poor Frodo! I also thought that uruk-hai was going to light the olympic torch. I have another: The second time I watched TTT when Legolas slides down on the shield and banks it into an uruk-hai, my friend yelled, well not really yelled, but said "Skateboard elf, skateboard elf!" and I got this scary picture of Legolas as a skateboard junnky. [ April 21, 2003: Message edited by: Arvedui III ] __________________ I have no idea what you just said, but I'm inspired!

04-22-2003, 04:49 AM	#53
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	I was watching Sex and the City last night, and you know how they all sit around at like, lunch talking... I had this mental flash of Galadriel, Arwen and Éowyn sitting around talking like thay do.. Ok its a bit far-fetched but think about it! it would be FUNNY! __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

04-22-2003, 09:40 AM	#54
vanwafeniel Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: the land of nod...really Posts: 24	Hullo dudes, i'm new to this thread. hehe...i feel the same with Frodo barfing, he has alot of scenes like that, i thought he was going to barf all over Arwen on the banks of the Bruinen, he looked gross! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] The only thing i could think of... in TTT when Legolas is taking the mick out of Gimli for being so short, Gimli jumps him and they have a really girly woos fight.... Involving nipple twisting, biting and slapping. For some reason Legolas loses. [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] Please dont say it people...i know...its sad...ah well. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Jammy dodgerz otherwise known as vanwafeniel. Amin mela Nick...tacky i know but its true!

04-22-2003, 09:16 PM	#55
Senseless Skwerl Pile O'Bones Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: 405miles :) Posts: 21	in the extended fotr, when merry and pippin are singing at the green dragon, i can't help but think that either one of them's about to fall off of the table, seemingly unconcious, then frodo starts laughing like there's no tomorrow, i don't know why. then in ttt, when aragorn falls off the cliff, i always imagine everything going silent and then from below the cliff you hear, "it's all right folks! i'm okaaay!!!" also, when gollum's going, "once their dead!" i ALWAYS picture him turning to sam and frodo, and going, "did you hear that!?? DIE ALREADY! i wants my PRECIOUSSSSS back!!" and then in the theatre, right after, "we could let her do it" and EVERYONE except for a select few are all super loudly, "who is 'her'!??" i always picture shelob coming up and going, "ME! I AM 'HER'!! NOW GO AWAY AND LEARN SOMETHING USEFUL!!!" call me crazy! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ One Never Knows, Do One? everybody wants, and everybody needs, everybody begs for self esteem...

04-23-2003, 11:24 AM	#56
vanwafeniel Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: the land of nod...really Posts: 24	Hehe..shelob..classic. Although the idea of a giant man/dwarf/elf/hobbit-eating spider talking to a cinema full of people is...frightful..nightmarish! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Everytime is see the bit in TTT where Gollum and Smeagol are arguing i think that they are going to beat each other/themselves up. It would liven it up a bit! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I had a dream that Sam was chasing me with the brace of conies, i woke up sweating, apparentely i had been talking in my sleep,...."No!not the conies!please..no!..."etc hmmm....sometimes i wonder about my insanity but wake up in a straight jacket. __________________ Jammy dodgerz otherwise known as vanwafeniel. Amin mela Nick...tacky i know but its true!

06-11-2003, 10:25 AM	#57
Duncariel Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Land of the Ice and Snow Posts: 226	On one of those odd threads somewhere out there there was this picture of Gollum in a pink tu-tu. When I saw that, I literally fell out of my chair. Every time I see Legolas ride up for the first time in FotR, I envision him getting his foot caught in a stirrup and getting dragged to the steps before his horse stops. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] My favorite mentall picture. __________________ Middle-earth: Insanity "What, the peons aren't trusted?" -- Yazoo, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

06-14-2003, 01:06 PM	#58
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	I think my favorite mental picture is in TTT when Aragorn tosses Gimli. Imagine, Aragorn picks him up, then tosses him a bit too far out so Gimli teeters on the edge and falls off. All the Uruk-Hai start laughing hysterically along with Aragorn, and the entire force of the Rohirrim. Then Aragorn realizes he's smack in the middle of a bunch of Uruk-Hai and starts killing them while they're clutching their sides and laughing. It seemed funny when I thought of it. __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.

06-14-2003, 01:20 PM	#59
merry03 Pile O'Bones Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 11	In FotR, I always see when the Black riders get swept down the river, that the water rips off their cloaks and there are poodles standing on top of each other underneath. Call me strange... __________________ "'When ever you open your big mouth you put your foot in it' the Gaffer used to say to me, and right enough!" -Sam -Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!!