Lord of... Your Mom?! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Meela · 03-06-2003, 02:26 PM

Take them to my mom. tell her Faramir sends a mighty gift.

A last alliance of Men and Moms marched against the armies of Mordor. And on the slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-earth.

Gollum: It came to me. My own, my mom, my own, my preciousss.

Gandalf: If you're referring to the incident with mom, I was barely involved. All I did was give your mom a little nudge out of the door.

Frodo: Go on, Sam, ask mom for a dance
Sam: I think I'll just have another mom

Frodo: We're friends of your mom. Can you tell her we've arrived?

Strider: You have a stout heart little hobbit (Puts his sword away) But that will not save you. You can no longer wait for the wizard, Frodo. Mom's coming.

Saruman: A friendship with Saruman is not lightly thrown aside. One ill turn deserves another. It is over. Embrace the power of the ring, or embrace your own mom.

Boromir: Gondor has no mom. Gondor needs no mom.

Boromir: 'Tis a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and moms.

Gimli: Well, here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of my mom.

Haldir: You have entered the realm of the Lady of the Wood. You cannot go back. Come, mom's waiting.

Boromir: I would have followed you, my brother. My captain. My mom.

03-06-2003, 02:26 PM	#8
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Take them to my mom. tell her Faramir sends a mighty gift. A last alliance of Men and Moms marched against the armies of Mordor. And on the slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-earth. Gollum: It came to me. My own, my mom, my own, my preciousss. Gandalf: If you're referring to the incident with mom, I was barely involved. All I did was give your mom a little nudge out of the door. Frodo: Go on, Sam, ask mom for a dance Sam: I think I'll just have another mom Frodo: We're friends of your mom. Can you tell her we've arrived? Strider: You have a stout heart little hobbit (Puts his sword away) But that will not save you. You can no longer wait for the wizard, Frodo. Mom's coming. Saruman: A friendship with Saruman is not lightly thrown aside. One ill turn deserves another. It is over. Embrace the power of the ring, or embrace your own mom. Boromir: Gondor has no mom. Gondor needs no mom. Boromir: 'Tis a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and moms. Gimli: Well, here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of my mom. Haldir: You have entered the realm of the Lady of the Wood. You cannot go back. Come, mom's waiting. Boromir: I would have followed you, my brother. My captain. My mom. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.