LOTR meets teletubbies

Mysterious Man: Wherefor are those things?
Frodo: *points franticaly* Gahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mysterious Man: *walks over* *takes off hood, It's Bob the builder*
Sam: *Screams so loud that the balrog rewakens from the dea*
Balrog: Mmmmmmmgh? I just had the most wonderful dream... there were fires, and teletubbies everwhere...
Gandalf: not again
*Balrog and teletubbies and bob join forces*
*Balrog swings tail menancingly*
*hits all the tubbies*
Teletubbies: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...
*They fly off into the distance*
Frodo: praise the balrog! *starts groveling*
*balrog walks over to Gandalf, scwishes bob in the mean time then squishes Frodo*
Sam: *Screams so loud that balrog dies again*

Just some random thoughts of mine... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]