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Old 03-14-2003, 05:49 PM   #11
cookie_crazy
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OK, this is totally lame but, here goes...

*Aragorn is really nervous about approaching Arwen with his words of love that he gets Legolas to prompt him*

Aragorn: Erm, Arwen...
Arwen: Yes?
Aragorn: Good evening.
Legolas: *loud whisper from the bushes* Charm her!
Aragorn: Good evening?
Legolas: *whaps his head* Whisper something warm and mushy in her ear!
Aragorn: All right then, warm and mushy, warm and mushy...DOG FOOD!
*Arwen laughs her head off and the pair never get married due to Aragorn's stupidity, Legolas gets murdered by Aragorn*

THE END! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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