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Annunfuiniel · 02-19-2003, 11:32 AM

Oh, thank thee, Meela! Glad you liked it, your original bike scene was so hilarious I had to keep them riding! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

But now my head is totally empty... need..to..get..more..SLEEP..(but this site is so

[img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] you have hang 'round here day AND night) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Meela · 02-19-2003, 01:34 PM

After surfing down the stairs on the shield, Legolas comes to more stairs, but minus a shield.

Legolas spots dead Haldir in the corner.

Legolas: wheeeeee..... *surfs down the stairs on Haldir

Haldir: *bump* *bump* *bump*

Meela · 03-04-2003, 04:13 PM

On Caradhras:

Snow falls down on top of Fellowship, who are all holding onto each others' sleeves.
Legolas runs forward to pull Gandalf back.
Gandalf slips, pulling Legolas over the edge of the mountain. One by one the rest of the fellowship fall over the edge.

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 03-04-2003, 06:12 PM

My heavens! I thought I was the only one who made up bloopers for movies! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Just because there aren't enough Boromir Bloopers:

Boromir's Death Sneeze

Boromir: "I would have followed you anywhere, my brother... my captain... my king." (he stops breathing)

Aragorn: (teary eyed) "Sleep well, Son of Gondor."

(Suddenly, Boromir lets out a gigantic sneeze, bashing his forehead into Aragorn's nose.)

Boromir: "Oh, Valar, I'm sorry! It's that hay fever."

One Less Stalker?

Boromir: "I would have followed you anywhere, my brother... my captain... my king." (he dies)

Aragorn: (closing Boromir's eyes) "Well, that's one less stalker to worry about...."

"Bullet-proof vest! Brilliant!"

(Boromir hacks Uruk-Hai as they advance on the Hobbits. Lurtz draws forth his bow, nocks an arrow, aims and fires. The arrow flies straight and true, only to bounce off Boromir's chest. Lurtz looks confused until Boromir pulls out a metal plate from under his tunic.)

(Yes, this is a Clint Eastwood and/or Back to the Future reference...)

The World of Men Will Fall!

Boromir: (on the verge of death) "The world of men will fall and my city will come to ruin!"

Aragorn: "I do not know what strength is left in me, but I swear to you, I will not let the White City fa--OOF!" (He falls over backwards)

Boromir: (sarcastically) "Oh, that's real reassuring, Aragorn. Thank you so much. I can die now with a clear mind."

And to get my mind off the Boromir theme:

Curlomer?

(Éomer and Company go riding by singing "Oh! What a Beautiful Mornin'!" at the top of their lungs, leaving a confused Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli behind to wonder what insanity they've wandered into).

Simple Things

(Battle of Helm's Deep just as the Uruk-Hai are beginning to pound their spears on the ground and bellow. Old man releases arrow prematurely and kills one of them. The Uruk-Hai look down at their dead companion, grow deathly silent, then whirl around and run screaming in the opposite direction. The old man is praised and lives as a hero the rest of his days.)

DarkRose · 03-05-2003, 01:09 AM

This is one of the funniest threads I've ever read. Thanks for the laughs, everyone! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Here's my feeble attempts:

FOTR, at the Council of Elrond:

Legolas: This is no mere ranger! He's a stinky ranger! You gotta give him props for that.

Aragorn: *rolls eyes* Thanks a lot, Legolas.

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FOTR, when Gandalf and Saruman are fighting:

Saruman: Prepare to meet your maker, Yoda! I mean..er..um..

Gandalf: *arches eyebrows*

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TTT, when Gandalf and co. are admiring Shadowfax:

Shadowfax: *gallops majestically in field, ivory mane billowing beautifully as he runs*

Gandalf: He is a prince of horses, one of the fastest and finest..

Aragorn: He's marvelous, absolutely splendid!

Bill the pony: *stalks angrily up, scowling at Gandalf, Aragorn, and Legolas*

Bill the pony: So this is the thanks I get for carrying all of your accursed pots and pans? You never called ME a prince of ponies!

Naurwen_of_Lothlorien · 03-05-2003, 07:38 AM

Battle of Helms Deep, the old man fires the arrow (Sorry for stealing your idea, Rynoah, I beg you forgive me.) The arrow hits the Uruk Hai and he falls to the floor, dead.

Another Uruk Hai: Oh no!! Bert, please don't be dead...PLEASE...oh no..."

He kneels down beside 'Bert' and crys into his hands. The other Uruk Hai Lower their heads and sob loudly.

A Random Uruk Hai: I can't fight now...not with Bert dead.

Another Random Uruk Hai: Me neither...let's go..

They all leave, crying their hearts out.

Old Man: Wow...now I feel guilty [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 03-05-2003, 06:34 PM

Quote:

(Sorry for stealing your idea, Rynoah, I beg you forgive me.)

You are forgiven. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Darkrose: That stinky ranger stint had me laughing until I hurt! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Naurwen_of_Lothlorien · 03-05-2003, 07:30 PM

Thank you very much [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Himaran · 03-07-2003, 05:12 PM

This is one I came up with, but then I saw that it was in someones signiture, so don't get mad at me: [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

In Lothlorien:

Frodo gets up in the middle of the night and walks down to Galadriels mirror. He falls asleep there.

He wakes up to the sound of wispering chatter. The three other hobbits are crowded around the mirror.

Frodo: "What are you doing?!"

Merry: "Ah yes, nice, warm 3 cheese macaroni."

Pippin: "This mirror is great for cooking in."

Sam: "We saved some for you mr. Frodo!"

Frodo: "Take them out you fools, take them out!"

I know, I know, Meela had that copyrighted, but I couldn't help myself... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 03-07-2003, 06:17 PM

Aragorn: "Come. Let us go hunt some orc."

(He whirls around to run... and promptly falls on his face.)

Gimli: "I think we'd better wait until that ale wears off, Aragorn."

As some of you may know, special effects are usually represented by something (a ball or stick or something) for the actors to refer to and then the graphics are added later. I heard that the balrog was represented by a tennis ball on a stick. Here goes:

Gandalf: "YOU CANNOT PASS!" *taps the tennis ball with his staff*

Or

Gandalf: "Love. Fifteen serving two...." *dowk*

GaladrieloftheOlden · 03-07-2003, 06:37 PM

Lol! Oh, well, here comes my lame atempt at humor...
Aragorn suddenly realizes, as he is standing on the wall waiting for the orcs to come, that he was floating in the river in his armor. He is rather surprised, and reaches into his armor, pulling out a tag. Reads: 'Middle Earth armor- It floats!' Then, in much smaller letters- 'not for battling purposes.' *First orc shoots arrow.* Aragorn: Oh, sh*t... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

I din't make this one up...it was a caption on www.ninecompanions.net I think. Or maybe somewhere else. Anyway.....
Aragorn: You have my sword...don't you?
Elrond: And your sheath, and your bow, and your wallet. You must be more careful with your things!

Gimli: If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note they're not, I'd say we were taking the long way round. Gandalf! We could pass through the Mines of Moria. My cousin Balin would give us a royal welcome...
Gandalf: Shut up Dwarf. Your cousin is long dead, I attended his funeral. It was so sad...
PJ: CUT!

Boromir: It's moving fast. Against the wind.
*The wind picks him up, blows him away in same direction as the "cloud". Boromir *faintly*: Then again, I never was good at things like that...

Theodred: *wakes up, realizes he is 6 feet under* Crud! PJ, get me out of here! This wasn't in my contract!

Haldir: The Dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark. As a matter of fact- *looks over at Gimli writhing on the ground*- we did.

It's lame, I know. Understatement. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

[ March 07, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

Shy Hobbit · 03-07-2003, 08:41 PM

The Fellowship on Cahadhras:

*snow falls down, burying everyone, camera pans out away from scene*...

THE END

That might be weird but whenever I see that part, I can't help but think it looks like the shot you would use to end a film. That would be tragic wouldn't it?

Meela · 03-08-2003, 11:19 AM

lol! these are brilliant!

"can galadriel cok noodles in her mirror on a warm day?"

that one, himaran?

yep, its mine, and its copyrighted... but i'll let you off this time [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

ElentariGreenleaf · 03-08-2003, 11:29 AM

*IN Mount Doom*
Frodo: I think I'll just keep the ring. *cough* I SAID, I THINK.... I'LL JUST KEEP THE RING..... Where's gollum?
Sam: Um, I think he fell in already. Sorry, but he was calling me fat!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*When Aragorn falls off the cliff*
*Scene where Arwen "magically" appears to save him*
Arwen: Ew! I'm not kissing that, it's dead!
PJ: Dead? OH F###! Not again. Looks like we're gonna have to do the whooooole film again.
Gollum: Why not just make him a CGI character like me?
PJ: Good Gollum. You can have a Gollum snack for that!
Gollum: YAY!

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 03-08-2003, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Haldir: The Dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark. As a matter of fact- *looks over at Gimli writhing on the ground*- we did.

*cackles*

Elrond: "It cannot be destroyed, Gimli, son of Glóin, by any weapon we here possess."

*Some random crew member strides up to the ring, whips out a hammer and smashes it flat*

Jackson: "Okay, cut! Dang it, Jeff, will you knock that off?!"

GaladrieloftheOlden · 03-09-2003, 01:34 PM

Yes, when watching that scene, I always get a mental image of something like that happening. Ooh, somebody thought mine was funny! *does a little victory dance* Yay! I thought it was lame actually, but my opinion doesn't count... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[ March 09, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

Lindril Arvilya · 03-10-2003, 04:22 PM

All from FotR (my brother's watching it right now)
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The Nazgul in the woods has come by, and Frodo is cowering under the tree, while Sam, Pip, and Merry fight over their mushrooms (silently, but they're still fighting). The Nazgul starts to sniff and the hobbits stop. The Black Rider sniffs furiously, reaches down slowly and menacingly, grabs the mushrooms and runs.
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Scene in the Prancing Pony, where the hobbits are in Aragorn's room, and the Nazgul are filing into the hobbits' room. Suspenseful music, they raise their swords, plunge them in, we figure out the hobbits aren't there, the Ringwraiths figure out the hobbits aren't there, and start to walk out, except one over in the corner, still hacking and slashing away at the pillows.
They all turn around and drag him out, he's wailing "No! Must kill hobbits! Must kill! Kill kill kill!!!!!" The other eight all look embarrassed under their hoods and drag him out of the inn as quickly as possible.

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 03-10-2003, 05:07 PM

(The Fellowship pulls up on the western shore and everyone gets out, except Boromir who can't seem to get himself out of the boat.)

Boromir: "Damned Elvish boats! Someone give me a hand!"

TheBladeThatWasBroken · 03-11-2003, 08:44 PM

-Directionally Challenged?!

TTT, Helm's Deep...

Gandalf's voice: "Look to the east at the dawn of the fifth day."
Theoden: "Yes, I will ride out with you."
*Theoden charges out the door alone...*
Theoden: "Aragorn?"
*Theoden turns around and sees Aragorn at the westdoor, looking.*
Aragorn: "***?! He said to look to the east, but I see nothing!!"

-I'm Not the One Hungry!!
Pippin: "...dinner, supper, he knows about those, don't he?"
Merry: "I wouldn't count on it."
*Apple flies out of the bush in front of them, finally hitting Merry on the head.*
PJ: "Cut! Let's try that again!"

Fifth time...
Merry: If we switch positions, maybe he'll get it right.
*switches*
*Apple still hits Merry*

Shy Hobbit · 03-11-2003, 09:10 PM

*at the gates of Moria, Frodo has just been rescued from the Watcher*

"Into the mines!"

*Legolas fires arrows at the creature*

Boromir: LEGOLAS!

*Legolas continues shooting*

Boromir: Legolas we've got Frodo, you can stop now! Ughh fine stay out here if you want! *runs into the mines*

*Boromir comes back out of the mines a few hours later*

"Ok, we found the path, now come on!"

*Legolas seems unaware of Boromir*

*Boromir glances at the Watcher, now dead on the shore decorated with hundreds of arrows*

"Legolas I think it's dead. Legolas?"

Legolas: "One more!" *fires one last arrow into the creature* "There! HA! Mess with an elf, will you?"

Somehow that didn't look quite like I had imagined in my mind, oh well [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 03-11-2003, 09:23 PM

Sorry if this has already been done, but I myself always think this at this part!
Thank you for letting me take your oldman arrow idea.

*Old man fires the arrow, it hits the Uruk and kills it*
From somewhere on the Men's side: Jolly good shot, old chap!

Lindril Arvilya · 03-12-2003, 08:16 PM

In the mines of Moria, as Gandalf stands reading the Book of Mazarbul, he hands his hat and staff to Pippin, who remains stationary. He's done this scene too many times and knows what could happen if he moves.
Frodo slowly walks over to the well, looks at the skeleton, and gingerly touches it. It falls, of course, making a huge racket.
Gandalf: Fool of a Took!
Pippin: It wasn't me! I was holding your stuff!
Gandalf: I know, Pippin, but "Fool of a Baggins" just doesn't have the same ring.

Quirkette · 03-13-2003, 07:26 AM

Aragorn attempts to block Eowyn's blade with his; however, he miscalculates. Receives ugly gash in arm, bleeds profusely.

"Juicy SWEET!" Gollum sings. Fish slips from his hand and smacks him between the eyes.

(Er....sorry. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] )

Ringethiriel · 03-13-2003, 10:56 AM

those ones are so funny! here are my very bad attempts.
-galadriel looks into her mirror, all of a sudden there is a flash of lightening, which causes a powercut, and her mirror goes suddenly black.
-on weathertop, aragorn throws the burning branch at the ringwraith, but it doesn't catch on fire because it's cloak is fire proof. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Quirkette · 03-13-2003, 10:56 AM

"I willl take the ring, though I think you all are gay."

"Now there's a can opener and no mistake."

"Besides, you need someone with intelligence for this kind of doohickey whatchamacallit thingy dealybopper."

"Let's go hunt some pork." [img]null[/img]

cookie_crazy · 03-14-2003, 05:49 PM

OK, this is totally lame but, here goes...

*Aragorn is really nervous about approaching Arwen with his words of love that he gets Legolas to prompt him*

Aragorn: Erm, Arwen...
Arwen: Yes?
Aragorn: Good evening.
Legolas: *loud whisper from the bushes* Charm her!
Aragorn: Good evening?
Legolas: *whaps his head* Whisper something warm and mushy in her ear!
Aragorn: All right then, warm and mushy, warm and mushy...DOG FOOD!
*Arwen laughs her head off and the pair never get married due to Aragorn's stupidity, Legolas gets murdered by Aragorn*

THE END! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Vuelve · 03-14-2003, 08:32 PM

here goes another one of those terrible lame attempts.......

fotr-buckleberry ferry-

hobbits are all yelling jump frodo jump.
frodo jumps with all of his might and lands in the water and drowns.
sam starts crying.
merry looks at pip and says "i guess what they say is true, white hobbits cant jump." then out of no where gollum bails into the water " my preciousssssss!!!!!"
pj " i quit. george its all yours."
george lucas " mwahahahahahaha " [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Lily Bombadil · 03-15-2003, 12:11 AM

Okay, I'm new at this, but I've got a cartload of them.

council of elrond
elrond: You shall be the Fellowship of the Bracelet!
Pippin: Merry?
Merry: What?
Pippin: That doesn't sound right...
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Wraith is sniffing for Frodo. All of a sudden, it jerks back, puts its finger to 1 nostril & blows. A pillbug shoots out.
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Elrond's council
aragorn: you have my sword.
lego: & you have my bow.
gimli: & my axe! *he walks past & whacks elrond under the chin w/ axe*
elrond: @*%$!
gimli:sorry my lord!
PJ: cut! you're uttering some verrry elvish wors there hugo!
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At HD when haldir dies
aragorn is bent over him touching his face.
ara:haldir! come back!
*haldir opens his eyes*
haldir:GOOD GOSH! your hands smell! where've they been?
ara:do ya REALLY wanna know?
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Frodo looks in galadriel's mirror. dr evil appears.
d.e:talk to the hand cuz the face don't wanna hear it anymore!
frodo:what?
d.e:you ain't all that & a bag of potato chips
frodo:sorry?
d.e:don't go there girlfriend *snap x2* mm-hm!
frodo looks at galadriel
galad:i know what it is you saw. for it is also in my mind.although he usually asks for 1 million dollars.
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hope you like! if u do, say so!
Lily Bombadil

legolas luver*1 · 03-15-2003, 12:42 AM

I'v seen some killer bloopers. You might consider this lame but here it goes.
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when gandalf visits bag end.fotr
gand:bilbo baggins.
bilbo:gandalf!
As bilbo runs to hug gandalf,he moves and sends bilbo crashing down the steps and through the gate.
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feel free to judge!

Lily Bombadil · 03-15-2003, 12:59 AM

FOTR Right before Bilbo's party
bibo [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]ld toby. finest weed in the southfarthing.
*he blows out some smoke it forms the words 'peter jackson is a craphead'*
*gandalf blows some smoke which forms the words '& his mom too'*
PJ:CUT!!! *laughs* well, screw you Ian.
bilbo:which one?
PJ:it doesn't matter, because YOU'RE BOTH FIRED!!!
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thank you & goodnight. now i shall go for some ale & perhaps mushrooms as well.

Lily Bombadil · 03-15-2003, 02:55 AM

OKAY, I've got one more.(FOTR)
FRODO WAKES UP IN RIVENDELL
Frodo:Gandalf, where am I? Uuhh... I've never drank that much ale in my life! My head hurts.
Gand:Elrond! Frodo needs some asprin. *Frodo hurls on him* & I need a scented towelette...

(I kinda thought it was funny)

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Hey dol1 merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!

Quirkette · 03-15-2003, 03:34 AM

Here's a really lame one.

Gandalf repeatedly atempts to blow a smoke ship through Bilbo's smoke ring. However, his lips only produce shapeless blob after shapeless blob.
"I know I can do this! I know I can do this! Half a moment! Blast! My lips are getting numb!"

Er...sorry. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Everdawn · 03-15-2003, 05:02 AM

The council of Elrond (extended DVD) when Boromir reaches for the ring and the clouds come over and Gandalf starts speaking dark speak... and the clouds keep coming until it starts raining and starts hailing as well..

Lily Bombadil · 03-16-2003, 06:21 PM

Okay, here are a couple more:
FotR scene where Frodo jumps in Gandalf's wagon.
Frodo: It's wonderful to see you, Gandalf!
*he jumps to low at the wagon & slams face first into the side*
Gand:Frodo?
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FotR Buckleberry Ferry
Merry, Sam, Pip:JUMP, FRODO! JUMP!
*Frodo jumps onto the end of the raft & catapults his friends back onto the bank*
Merry:Coooooolll!!!!!
Sam:WEEEEEE!!!!
Pippin:Look, Merry! I'm flying! I'm- *smack! he hits the ground*

HOPE THEY'RE NOT TOO LAME! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] (rate me!)
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Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!

elven maiden Earwen · 03-16-2003, 06:31 PM

lol these are sooooo funny

Lindril Arvilya · 03-16-2003, 08:02 PM

Quote:

*Frodo jumps onto the end of the raft & catapults his friends back onto the bank*

Or right into the waiting Nazgul. That might be good. He's just standing around, looking in the water, cursing his horse, having given up on getting the hobbits (at least, on this side of the shore), when WHAM! BAM! SAM! Three hobbits in the gut. That'd probably knock the breath out of you. Well... fine, so a Nazgul probably doesn't breathe. They'd probably knock him off his horse, anyhow.

tifo_gcs · 03-17-2003, 04:14 AM

Movie Scene: reunion of the hobbits at Rivendell.

All four hobbits run otwards each other, jump up as if to huddle in celebration like in a sports game. WHAM!!! all four butt heads.

Next camera view: taken from above like an out-of-body experience, shows all four hobbits lying splayed out on the ground, knocked out cold. Slowly, they rise and grab their heads with obviuos displays of intense pain. Scene fades....

Deep speaker voice.. Headache?!? Bayer's new patented formula now gives you double the relief in only half the time, buy now for our special value family pack at only... yadiyadiyada....

Hope you like it, I've been laughing so much I've been annoying my co-workers, so I had to try one for myself [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Lily Bombadil · 03-17-2003, 06:07 PM

Those are super-funny! I'm all laughy taffy!

Tifo...
That was funny! Have you read the topic Story Of The Nazgirls? You really should!

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Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 03-18-2003, 01:26 PM

(Frodo wanders away from the Fellowship at the western shore of the Anduin. He appears to be alone, until Boromir comes out of nowhere carrying a bundle of wood. He is about to set a stick on top of the pile as he speaks.)

Boromir: "None of us should wander alone. You least of a--" *TOWNK!*

(Boromir has hit himself in the head with the branch and staggers. Frodo bursts into hysterical laughter.)

ElenCala Isil · 03-18-2003, 04:12 PM

Frodo takes a blow by the Cave troll...
Frodo- Why, you bear a striking resemblance to P.J. you know?
Troll- Did you insult Flipper like this too?!
Frodo-welllll no, flipper was cool
Troll-Is That another Insult?!?!
Frodo-erm.. no?
Troll strikes frodo, frodo screams but shrieks end in laughter
Frodo-MUAHAHA I've got MITHRIL!!!

(ok that was the besti could do [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] )

02-19-2003, 11:32 AM	#121
Annunfuiniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Something close like Shire Posts: 769	Oh, thank thee, Meela! Glad you liked it, your original bike scene was so hilarious I had to keep them riding! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] But now my head is totally empty... need..to..get..more..SLEEP..(but this site is so [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] you have hang 'round here day AND night) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ Despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt.

02-19-2003, 01:34 PM	#122
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	After surfing down the stairs on the shield, Legolas comes to more stairs, but minus a shield. Legolas spots dead Haldir in the corner. Legolas: wheeeeee..... surfs down the stairs on Haldir Haldir: bump* bump bump __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-04-2003, 04:13 PM	#123
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	On Caradhras: Snow falls down on top of Fellowship, who are all holding onto each others' sleeves. Legolas runs forward to pull Gandalf back. Gandalf slips, pulling Legolas over the edge of the mountain. One by one the rest of the fellowship fall over the edge. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-04-2003, 06:12 PM	#124
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	My heavens! I thought I was the only one who made up bloopers for movies! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Just because there aren't enough Boromir Bloopers: Boromir's Death Sneeze Boromir: "I would have followed you anywhere, my brother... my captain... my king." (he stops breathing) Aragorn: (teary eyed) "Sleep well, Son of Gondor." (Suddenly, Boromir lets out a gigantic sneeze, bashing his forehead into Aragorn's nose.) Boromir: "Oh, Valar, I'm sorry! It's that hay fever." One Less Stalker? Boromir: "I would have followed you anywhere, my brother... my captain... my king." (he dies) Aragorn: (closing Boromir's eyes) "Well, that's one less stalker to worry about...." "Bullet-proof vest! Brilliant!" (Boromir hacks Uruk-Hai as they advance on the Hobbits. Lurtz draws forth his bow, nocks an arrow, aims and fires. The arrow flies straight and true, only to bounce off Boromir's chest. Lurtz looks confused until Boromir pulls out a metal plate from under his tunic.) (Yes, this is a Clint Eastwood and/or Back to the Future reference...) The World of Men Will Fall! Boromir: (on the verge of death) "The world of men will fall and my city will come to ruin!" Aragorn: "I do not know what strength is left in me, but I swear to you, I will not let the White City fa--OOF!" (He falls over backwards) Boromir: (sarcastically) "Oh, that's real reassuring, Aragorn. Thank you so much. I can die now with a clear mind." And to get my mind off the Boromir theme: Curlomer? (Éomer and Company go riding by singing "Oh! What a Beautiful Mornin'!" at the top of their lungs, leaving a confused Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli behind to wonder what insanity they've wandered into). Simple Things (Battle of Helm's Deep just as the Uruk-Hai are beginning to pound their spears on the ground and bellow. Old man releases arrow prematurely and kills one of them. The Uruk-Hai look down at their dead companion, grow deathly silent, then whirl around and run screaming in the opposite direction. The old man is praised and lives as a hero the rest of his days.) __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

03-05-2003, 01:09 AM	#125
DarkRose Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Sauron's Garden Posts: 157	This is one of the funniest threads I've ever read. Thanks for the laughs, everyone! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Here's my feeble attempts: FOTR, at the Council of Elrond: Legolas: This is no mere ranger! He's a stinky ranger! You gotta give him props for that. Aragorn: rolls eyes Thanks a lot, Legolas. ________________________________ FOTR, when Gandalf and Saruman are fighting: Saruman: Prepare to meet your maker, Yoda! I mean..er..um.. Gandalf: arches eyebrows _________________________________ TTT, when Gandalf and co. are admiring Shadowfax: Shadowfax: gallops majestically in field, ivory mane billowing beautifully as he runs Gandalf: He is a prince of horses, one of the fastest and finest.. Aragorn: He's marvelous, absolutely splendid! Bill the pony: stalks angrily up, scowling at Gandalf, Aragorn, and Legolas Bill the pony: So this is the thanks I get for carrying all of your accursed pots and pans? You never called ME a prince of ponies! __________________ "All rivers go to the sea, yet never does the sea become full."

03-05-2003, 07:38 AM	#126
Naurwen_of_Lothlorien Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: My house. Posts: 73	Battle of Helms Deep, the old man fires the arrow (Sorry for stealing your idea, Rynoah, I beg you forgive me.) The arrow hits the Uruk Hai and he falls to the floor, dead. Another Uruk Hai: Oh no!! Bert, please don't be dead...PLEASE...oh no..." He kneels down beside 'Bert' and crys into his hands. The other Uruk Hai Lower their heads and sob loudly. A Random Uruk Hai: I can't fight now...not with Bert dead. Another Random Uruk Hai: Me neither...let's go.. They all leave, crying their hearts out. Old Man: Wow...now I feel guilty [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] __________________ Boromir the Disco King! I'm still Doing The WAVE!! PROUD GRIMA FAN... http://amari.proboards21.com/index.cgi Go! Go now and see the beauty of Rivendell! The ONLY place where you can be hit with an official squeaky hammer!!

03-05-2003, 07:30 PM	#128
Naurwen_of_Lothlorien Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: My house. Posts: 73	Thank you very much [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Boromir the Disco King! I'm still Doing The WAVE!! PROUD GRIMA FAN... http://amari.proboards21.com/index.cgi Go! Go now and see the beauty of Rivendell! The ONLY place where you can be hit with an official squeaky hammer!!

03-07-2003, 05:12 PM	#129
Himaran Ash of Orodruin Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thangorodrim Posts: 777	This is one I came up with, but then I saw that it was in someones signiture, so don't get mad at me: [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] In Lothlorien: Frodo gets up in the middle of the night and walks down to Galadriels mirror. He falls asleep there. He wakes up to the sound of wispering chatter. The three other hobbits are crowded around the mirror. Frodo: "What are you doing?!" Merry: "Ah yes, nice, warm 3 cheese macaroni." Pippin: "This mirror is great for cooking in." Sam: "We saved some for you mr. Frodo!" Frodo: "Take them out you fools, take them out!" I know, I know, Meela had that copyrighted, but I couldn't help myself... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

03-07-2003, 06:17 PM	#130
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	Aragorn: "Come. Let us go hunt some orc." (He whirls around to run... and promptly falls on his face.) Gimli: "I think we'd better wait until that ale wears off, Aragorn." As some of you may know, special effects are usually represented by something (a ball or stick or something) for the actors to refer to and then the graphics are added later. I heard that the balrog was represented by a tennis ball on a stick. Here goes: Gandalf: "YOU CANNOT PASS!" taps the tennis ball with his staff Or Gandalf: "Love. Fifteen serving two...." dowk __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

03-07-2003, 06:37 PM	#131
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Lol! Oh, well, here comes my lame atempt at humor... Aragorn suddenly realizes, as he is standing on the wall waiting for the orcs to come, that he was floating in the river in his armor. He is rather surprised, and reaches into his armor, pulling out a tag. Reads: 'Middle Earth armor- It floats!' Then, in much smaller letters- 'not for battling purposes.' First orc shoots arrow. Aragorn: Oh, sht... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] I din't make this one up...it was a caption on www.ninecompanions.net I think. Or maybe somewhere else. Anyway..... Aragorn: You have my sword...don't you? Elrond: And your sheath, and your bow, and your wallet. You must* be more careful with your things! Gimli: If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note they're not, I'd say we were taking the long way round. Gandalf! We could pass through the Mines of Moria. My cousin Balin would give us a royal welcome... Gandalf: Shut up Dwarf. Your cousin is long dead, I attended his funeral. It was so sad... PJ: CUT! Boromir: It's moving fast. Against the wind. The wind picks him up, blows him away in same direction as the "cloud". Boromir faintly: Then again, I never was good at things like that... Theodred: wakes up, realizes he is 6 feet under* Crud! PJ, get me out of here! This wasn't in my contract! Haldir: The Dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark. As a matter of fact- looks over at Gimli writhing on the ground- we did. It's lame, I know. Understatement. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [ March 07, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ] __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

03-07-2003, 08:41 PM	#132
Shy Hobbit Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 201	The Fellowship on Cahadhras: snow falls down, burying everyone, camera pans out away from scene... THE END That might be weird but whenever I see that part, I can't help but think it looks like the shot you would use to end a film. That would be tragic wouldn't it? __________________ Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~

03-08-2003, 11:19 AM	#133
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	lol! these are brilliant! "can galadriel cok noodles in her mirror on a warm day?" that one, himaran? yep, its mine, and its copyrighted... but i'll let you off this time [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-08-2003, 11:29 AM	#134
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	IN Mount Doom Frodo: I think I'll just keep the ring. cough I SAID, I THINK.... I'LL JUST KEEP THE RING..... Where's gollum? Sam: Um, I think he fell in already. Sorry, but he was calling me fat! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When Aragorn falls off the cliff Scene where Arwen "magically" appears to save him Arwen: Ew! I'm not kissing that, it's dead! PJ: Dead? OH F###! Not again. Looks like we're gonna have to do the whooooole film again. Gollum: Why not just make him a CGI character like me? PJ: Good Gollum. You can have a Gollum snack for that! Gollum: YAY! __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

03-09-2003, 01:34 PM	#136
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Yes, when watching that scene, I always get a mental image of something like that happening. Ooh, somebody thought mine was funny! does a little victory dance Yay! I thought it was lame actually, but my opinion doesn't count... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [ March 09, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ] __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

03-10-2003, 04:22 PM	#137
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	All from FotR (my brother's watching it right now) -------------------------------- The Nazgul in the woods has come by, and Frodo is cowering under the tree, while Sam, Pip, and Merry fight over their mushrooms (silently, but they're still fighting). The Nazgul starts to sniff and the hobbits stop. The Black Rider sniffs furiously, reaches down slowly and menacingly, grabs the mushrooms and runs. -------------------------------- Scene in the Prancing Pony, where the hobbits are in Aragorn's room, and the Nazgul are filing into the hobbits' room. Suspenseful music, they raise their swords, plunge them in, we figure out the hobbits aren't there, the Ringwraiths figure out the hobbits aren't there, and start to walk out, except one over in the corner, still hacking and slashing away at the pillows. They all turn around and drag him out, he's wailing "No! Must kill hobbits! Must kill! Kill kill kill!!!!!" The other eight all look embarrassed under their hoods and drag him out of the inn as quickly as possible. __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

03-10-2003, 05:07 PM	#138
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	(The Fellowship pulls up on the western shore and everyone gets out, except Boromir who can't seem to get himself out of the boat.) Boromir: "Damned Elvish boats! Someone give me a hand!" __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

03-11-2003, 08:44 PM	#139
TheBladeThatWasBroken Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hopefully Middle-Earth Posts: 48	-Directionally Challenged?! TTT, Helm's Deep... Gandalf's voice: "Look to the east at the dawn of the fifth day." Theoden: "Yes, I will ride out with you." Theoden charges out the door alone... Theoden: "Aragorn?" Theoden turns around and sees Aragorn at the westdoor, looking. Aragorn: "**?! He said to look to the east, but I see nothing!!" -I'm Not the One Hungry!! Pippin: "...dinner, supper, he knows about those, don't he?" Merry: "I wouldn't count on it." Apple flies out of the bush in front of them, finally hitting Merry on the head.* PJ: "Cut! Let's try that again!" Fifth time... Merry: If we switch positions, maybe he'll get it right. switches Apple still hits Merry __________________ Here I set it, but I command you not to touch it, nor to permit any other to lay hand on it. In this elvish sheath dwells the Blade that was Broken and has been made again. Telchar first wrought it in the deeps of time. Death shall come to any man that draws Elendil's sword save Elendil's heir.

03-11-2003, 09:10 PM	#140
Shy Hobbit Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 201	at the gates of Moria, Frodo has just been rescued from the Watcher "Into the mines!" Legolas fires arrows at the creature Boromir: LEGOLAS! Legolas continues shooting Boromir: Legolas we've got Frodo, you can stop now! Ughh fine stay out here if you want! runs into the mines Boromir comes back out of the mines a few hours later "Ok, we found the path, now come on!" Legolas seems unaware of Boromir Boromir glances at the Watcher, now dead on the shore decorated with hundreds of arrows "Legolas I think it's dead. Legolas?" Legolas: "One more!" fires one last arrow into the creature "There! HA! Mess with an elf, will you?" Somehow that didn't look quite like I had imagined in my mind, oh well [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~

03-11-2003, 09:23 PM	#141
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Sorry if this has already been done, but I myself always think this at this part! Thank you for letting me take your oldman arrow idea. Old man fires the arrow, it hits the Uruk and kills it From somewhere on the Men's side: Jolly good shot, old chap! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

03-12-2003, 08:16 PM	#142
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	In the mines of Moria, as Gandalf stands reading the Book of Mazarbul, he hands his hat and staff to Pippin, who remains stationary. He's done this scene too many times and knows what could happen if he moves. Frodo slowly walks over to the well, looks at the skeleton, and gingerly touches it. It falls, of course, making a huge racket. Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Pippin: It wasn't me! I was holding your stuff! Gandalf: I know, Pippin, but "Fool of a Baggins" just doesn't have the same ring. __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

03-13-2003, 07:26 AM	#143
Quirkette Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: A shotgun shack Posts: 86	Aragorn attempts to block Eowyn's blade with his; however, he miscalculates. Receives ugly gash in arm, bleeds profusely. "Juicy SWEET!" Gollum sings. Fish slips from his hand and smacks him between the eyes. (Er....sorry. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] ) __________________ "No food, no rest, nothing for Smeagol," said Gollum. "He's a sneak."

03-13-2003, 10:56 AM	#144
Ringethiriel Pile O'Bones Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Gondor Posts: 20	those ones are so funny! here are my very bad attempts. -galadriel looks into her mirror, all of a sudden there is a flash of lightening, which causes a powercut, and her mirror goes suddenly black. -on weathertop, aragorn throws the burning branch at the ringwraith, but it doesn't catch on fire because it's cloak is fire proof. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ faithful servant yet master's bane, lightfoot's foal swift snowmane.

03-13-2003, 10:56 AM	#145
Quirkette Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: A shotgun shack Posts: 86	"I willl take the ring, though I think you all are gay." "Now there's a can opener and no mistake." "Besides, you need someone with intelligence for this kind of doohickey whatchamacallit thingy dealybopper." "Let's go hunt some pork." [img]null[/img] __________________ "No food, no rest, nothing for Smeagol," said Gollum. "He's a sneak."

03-14-2003, 05:49 PM	#146
cookie_crazy Haunting Spirit Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 51	OK, this is totally lame but, here goes... Aragorn is really nervous about approaching Arwen with his words of love that he gets Legolas to prompt him Aragorn: Erm, Arwen... Arwen: Yes? Aragorn: Good evening. Legolas: loud whisper from the bushes Charm her! Aragorn: Good evening? Legolas: whaps his head Whisper something warm and mushy in her ear! Aragorn: All right then, warm and mushy, warm and mushy...DOG FOOD! Arwen laughs her head off and the pair never get married due to Aragorn's stupidity, Legolas gets murdered by Aragorn THE END! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Every day is a brand new day, forget your past, look to the future, live life to the full.

03-14-2003, 08:32 PM	#147
Vuelve Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: A portal to an alternate dimension at your local Wal-Mart store. Posts: 161	here goes another one of those terrible lame attempts....... fotr-buckleberry ferry- hobbits are all yelling jump frodo jump. frodo jumps with all of his might and lands in the water and drowns. sam starts crying. merry looks at pip and says "i guess what they say is true, white hobbits cant jump." then out of no where gollum bails into the water " my preciousssssss!!!!!" pj " i quit. george its all yours." george lucas " mwahahahahahaha " [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ Now, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder? Disorder! - Toxicity-System of A Down

03-15-2003, 12:11 AM	#148
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Okay, I'm new at this, but I've got a cartload of them. council of elrond elrond: You shall be the Fellowship of the Bracelet! Pippin: Merry? Merry: What? Pippin: That doesn't sound right... ----------------- Wraith is sniffing for Frodo. All of a sudden, it jerks back, puts its finger to 1 nostril & blows. A pillbug shoots out. ------------- Elrond's council aragorn: you have my sword. lego: & you have my bow. gimli: & my axe! he walks past & whacks elrond under the chin w/ axe elrond: @%$! gimli:sorry my lord! PJ: cut! you're uttering some verrry elvish wors there hugo! ---------------- At HD when haldir dies aragorn is bent over him touching his face. ara:haldir! come back! haldir opens his eyes* haldir:GOOD GOSH! your hands smell! where've they been? ara:do ya REALLY wanna know? ------------------ Frodo looks in galadriel's mirror. dr evil appears. d.e:talk to the hand cuz the face don't wanna hear it anymore! frodo:what? d.e:you ain't all that & a bag of potato chips frodo:sorry? d.e:don't go there girlfriend snap x2 mm-hm! frodo looks at galadriel galad:i know what it is you saw. for it is also in my mind.although he usually asks for 1 million dollars. ---------------------- hope you like! if u do, say so! Lily Bombadil __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

03-15-2003, 12:42 AM	#149
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	I'v seen some killer bloopers. You might consider this lame but here it goes. -------------- when gandalf visits bag end.fotr gand:bilbo baggins. bilbo:gandalf! As bilbo runs to hug gandalf,he moves and sends bilbo crashing down the steps and through the gate. --------------- feel free to judge! __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

03-15-2003, 12:59 AM	#150
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	FOTR Right before Bilbo's party bibo [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]ld toby. finest weed in the southfarthing. he blows out some smoke it forms the words 'peter jackson is a craphead' gandalf blows some smoke which forms the words '& his mom too' PJ:CUT!!! laughs well, screw you Ian. bilbo:which one? PJ:it doesn't matter, because YOU'RE BOTH FIRED!!! ------------------- thank you & goodnight. now i shall go for some ale & perhaps mushrooms as well. __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

03-15-2003, 02:55 AM	#151
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	OKAY, I've got one more.(FOTR) FRODO WAKES UP IN RIVENDELL Frodo:Gandalf, where am I? Uuhh... I've never drank that much ale in my life! My head hurts. Gand:Elrond! Frodo needs some asprin. Frodo hurls on him & I need a scented towelette... (I kinda thought it was funny) -------------------------------- Hey dol1 merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow! __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

03-15-2003, 03:34 AM	#152
Quirkette Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: A shotgun shack Posts: 86	Here's a really lame one. Gandalf repeatedly atempts to blow a smoke ship through Bilbo's smoke ring. However, his lips only produce shapeless blob after shapeless blob. "I know I can do this! I know I can do this! Half a moment! Blast! My lips are getting numb!" Er...sorry. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] __________________ "No food, no rest, nothing for Smeagol," said Gollum. "He's a sneak."

03-15-2003, 05:02 AM	#153
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	The council of Elrond (extended DVD) when Boromir reaches for the ring and the clouds come over and Gandalf starts speaking dark speak... and the clouds keep coming until it starts raining and starts hailing as well.. __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

03-16-2003, 06:21 PM	#154
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Okay, here are a couple more: FotR scene where Frodo jumps in Gandalf's wagon. Frodo: It's wonderful to see you, Gandalf! he jumps to low at the wagon & slams face first into the side Gand:Frodo? ----------------------- FotR Buckleberry Ferry Merry, Sam, Pip:JUMP, FRODO! JUMP! Frodo jumps onto the end of the raft & catapults his friends back onto the bank Merry:Coooooolll!!!!! Sam:WEEEEEE!!!! Pippin:Look, Merry! I'm flying! I'm- smack! he hits the ground HOPE THEY'RE NOT TOO LAME! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] (rate me!) ----------------------- Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow! __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

03-16-2003, 06:31 PM	#155
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,300	lol these are sooooo funny __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

03-17-2003, 04:14 AM	#157
tifo_gcs Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Lyngby Posts: 71	Movie Scene: reunion of the hobbits at Rivendell. All four hobbits run otwards each other, jump up as if to huddle in celebration like in a sports game. WHAM!!! all four butt heads. Next camera view: taken from above like an out-of-body experience, shows all four hobbits lying splayed out on the ground, knocked out cold. Slowly, they rise and grab their heads with obviuos displays of intense pain. Scene fades.... Deep speaker voice.. Headache?!? Bayer's new patented formula now gives you double the relief in only half the time, buy now for our special value family pack at only... yadiyadiyada.... Hope you like it, I've been laughing so much I've been annoying my co-workers, so I had to try one for myself [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Forever True, Forever Blue

03-17-2003, 06:07 PM	#158
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Those are super-funny! I'm all laughy taffy! Tifo... That was funny! Have you read the topic Story Of The Nazgirls? You really should! ------------------------------- Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."