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Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 03-04-2003, 06:12 PM

My heavens! I thought I was the only one who made up bloopers for movies! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Just because there aren't enough Boromir Bloopers:

Boromir's Death Sneeze

Boromir: "I would have followed you anywhere, my brother... my captain... my king." (he stops breathing)

Aragorn: (teary eyed) "Sleep well, Son of Gondor."

(Suddenly, Boromir lets out a gigantic sneeze, bashing his forehead into Aragorn's nose.)

Boromir: "Oh, Valar, I'm sorry! It's that hay fever."

One Less Stalker?

Boromir: "I would have followed you anywhere, my brother... my captain... my king." (he dies)

Aragorn: (closing Boromir's eyes) "Well, that's one less stalker to worry about...."

"Bullet-proof vest! Brilliant!"

(Boromir hacks Uruk-Hai as they advance on the Hobbits. Lurtz draws forth his bow, nocks an arrow, aims and fires. The arrow flies straight and true, only to bounce off Boromir's chest. Lurtz looks confused until Boromir pulls out a metal plate from under his tunic.)

(Yes, this is a Clint Eastwood and/or Back to the Future reference...)

The World of Men Will Fall!

Boromir: (on the verge of death) "The world of men will fall and my city will come to ruin!"

Aragorn: "I do not know what strength is left in me, but I swear to you, I will not let the White City fa--OOF!" (He falls over backwards)

Boromir: (sarcastically) "Oh, that's real reassuring, Aragorn. Thank you so much. I can die now with a clear mind."

And to get my mind off the Boromir theme:

Curlomer?

(Éomer and Company go riding by singing "Oh! What a Beautiful Mornin'!" at the top of their lungs, leaving a confused Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli behind to wonder what insanity they've wandered into).

Simple Things

(Battle of Helm's Deep just as the Uruk-Hai are beginning to pound their spears on the ground and bellow. Old man releases arrow prematurely and kills one of them. The Uruk-Hai look down at their dead companion, grow deathly silent, then whirl around and run screaming in the opposite direction. The old man is praised and lives as a hero the rest of his days.)

03-04-2003, 06:12 PM	#11
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	My heavens! I thought I was the only one who made up bloopers for movies! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Just because there aren't enough Boromir Bloopers: Boromir's Death Sneeze Boromir: "I would have followed you anywhere, my brother... my captain... my king." (he stops breathing) Aragorn: (teary eyed) "Sleep well, Son of Gondor." (Suddenly, Boromir lets out a gigantic sneeze, bashing his forehead into Aragorn's nose.) Boromir: "Oh, Valar, I'm sorry! It's that hay fever." One Less Stalker? Boromir: "I would have followed you anywhere, my brother... my captain... my king." (he dies) Aragorn: (closing Boromir's eyes) "Well, that's one less stalker to worry about...." "Bullet-proof vest! Brilliant!" (Boromir hacks Uruk-Hai as they advance on the Hobbits. Lurtz draws forth his bow, nocks an arrow, aims and fires. The arrow flies straight and true, only to bounce off Boromir's chest. Lurtz looks confused until Boromir pulls out a metal plate from under his tunic.) (Yes, this is a Clint Eastwood and/or Back to the Future reference...) The World of Men Will Fall! Boromir: (on the verge of death) "The world of men will fall and my city will come to ruin!" Aragorn: "I do not know what strength is left in me, but I swear to you, I will not let the White City fa--OOF!" (He falls over backwards) Boromir: (sarcastically) "Oh, that's real reassuring, Aragorn. Thank you so much. I can die now with a clear mind." And to get my mind off the Boromir theme: Curlomer? (Éomer and Company go riding by singing "Oh! What a Beautiful Mornin'!" at the top of their lungs, leaving a confused Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli behind to wonder what insanity they've wandered into). Simple Things (Battle of Helm's Deep just as the Uruk-Hai are beginning to pound their spears on the ground and bellow. Old man releases arrow prematurely and kills one of them. The Uruk-Hai look down at their dead companion, grow deathly silent, then whirl around and run screaming in the opposite direction. The old man is praised and lives as a hero the rest of his days.) __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!