Middle-earth Therapy Sessions - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Daewen · 01-04-2003, 09:56 AM

It's Faramir!!

Faramir: Alright, where is that two timing wife of mine!

A: Uh....

Tom: Goldberry, have you been cheating on me!?

Goldberry: You just said that you were my father! How could I be cheating on you!?

Tom: Oh right...my bad

Yoda: *running around with litesaber* teach you about being a father I will, Tom!

A: Dude, this is a MIDDLE EARTH therapy office. The Star Wars therapy place is next door.

Luke: *humming starwars theme while slicing everything in half with litesaber*

A: And you *points to Luke* most defenatly need therapy! That was a $500 leather chair you just ruined!

Yoda: teach you about the value of a good leather chair I will Luke. Come! Back to swamp we go!

Faramir: *is trying to dodge Luke's litesaber though Luke seems content on slicing him in half* Yeah, back to the swamp you go! AWAY FROM ME! GOOOOOO! *turns to Yoda* hey green dude, you wanna help me out here...

Yoda: Listen to the jedi master you must Luke, or end up like your father you will!

Luke: My father! Nooooooo! He's an old fat bald guy!!!!!!

Yoda: *nods* Luke does not want to be like that, no he does not. Back to swamp. Come come! *both exit*

A: well...that was unusual...anyway, what were you saying about your...*hears yelling from the next room. FINE! If you're gonna be like that, than I'm gonna hold my breath untill you agree to come back to me!*

Faramir: Oh...so that's where she is!

Tom: Hey, dol, don't be mad at your wife! Be a merry dol, and ring a dong a dillo!

Faramir: right...you're even worse than that sad rap obsessed excuse for a king she was with.

Goldberry: Now you know how I feel!

Faramir: *Looking at Goldberry* Hey...since my wife is probably gonna die due to lack of air...you wanna go have coffie or something?

Tom: NOOOOO! GOLDBERRY IS MINE!!!!!

Goldberry: I thought you were my father!

Tom: Well...I'm not! I did kill your father...he wouldn't let me marry you!

Goldberry: We didn't get married anyway!

Tom: Well...uh....what's your point!

Goldberry: *grabs sword from Eomer, and talks in thick spanish accent* Allo. My name eez Goldberry. You keeled my father. Prepare to die! *lunges at Tom*

Tom: Hey dol! What gives?

Goldberry: Aieeeee! DIE YOU STUPID LOOSER!!!!

Faramir: Ok...then coffee won't work out...I think I'll just go and see if I can save my wife from the brink of suicde...BYE! *runs out of the room and goes next door*

A: HEY!!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!

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Daewen Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic Posts: 153	It's Faramir!! Faramir: Alright, where is that two timing wife of mine! A: Uh.... Tom: Goldberry, have you been cheating on me!? Goldberry: You just said that you were my father! How could I be cheating on you!? Tom: Oh right...my bad Yoda: running around with litesaber teach you about being a father I will, Tom! A: Dude, this is a MIDDLE EARTH therapy office. The Star Wars therapy place is next door. Luke: humming starwars theme while slicing everything in half with litesaber A: And you points to Luke most defenatly need therapy! That was a $500 leather chair you just ruined! Yoda: teach you about the value of a good leather chair I will Luke. Come! Back to swamp we go! Faramir: is trying to dodge Luke's litesaber though Luke seems content on slicing him in half Yeah, back to the swamp you go! AWAY FROM ME! GOOOOOO! turns to Yoda hey green dude, you wanna help me out here... Yoda: Listen to the jedi master you must Luke, or end up like your father you will! Luke: My father! Nooooooo! He's an old fat bald guy!!!!!! Yoda: nods Luke does not want to be like that, no he does not. Back to swamp. Come come! both exit A: well...that was unusual...anyway, what were you saying about your...hears yelling from the next room. FINE! If you're gonna be like that, than I'm gonna hold my breath untill you agree to come back to me! Faramir: Oh...so that's where she is! Tom: Hey, dol, don't be mad at your wife! Be a merry dol, and ring a dong a dillo! Faramir: right...you're even worse than that sad rap obsessed excuse for a king she was with. Goldberry: Now you know how I feel! Faramir: Looking at Goldberry Hey...since my wife is probably gonna die due to lack of air...you wanna go have coffie or something? Tom: NOOOOO! GOLDBERRY IS MINE!!!!! Goldberry: I thought you were my father! Tom: Well...I'm not! I did kill your father...he wouldn't let me marry you! Goldberry: We didn't get married anyway! Tom: Well...uh....what's your point! Goldberry: grabs sword from Eomer, and talks in thick spanish accent Allo. My name eez Goldberry. You keeled my father. Prepare to die! lunges at Tom Tom: Hey dol! What gives? Goldberry: Aieeeee! DIE YOU STUPID LOOSER!!!! Faramir: Ok...then coffee won't work out...I think I'll just go and see if I can save my wife from the brink of suicde...BYE! runs out of the room and goes next door A: HEY!!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!! [ January 04, 2003: Message edited by: Daewen ] [ January 04, 2003: Message edited by: Daewen ] __________________ Thrust and the nuns will come. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!