Spin-off "Things we wish they had said to eachother" - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lily Bracegirdle · 01-26-2003, 06:05 PM

Aragorn (to Legolas): "Goblins!" "Orcs!" "Crebain from Dunland!" For ONCE can you tell us something we DON'T already know?!

Legolas (to Aragorn): This is an Elvish invention. It's called "soap."

Gimli (during the Orc hunt): Umm ... can we stop a moment?
Aragorn: Didn't I tell you to go before we left?!

Gimli (riding behind Legolas to Helm's Deep): Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Legolas: Don't *make* me stop this horse, young man!

Aragorn (to Eowyn): Sorry. I've got a thing for older women.

Faramir (coming to his senses): What the heck am I doing?! Of *course* I don't want the stupid Ring!

Nazgul #1: Do these robes make me look fat? No, really.

Nazgul #2: ... And then I showed up at the party at Weathertop and that dratted King of Angmar was wearing the *exact same outfit*! I just about died!

-Lily

01-26-2003, 06:05 PM	#24
Lily Bracegirdle Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bree Posts: 210	Aragorn (to Legolas): "Goblins!" "Orcs!" "Crebain from Dunland!" For ONCE can you tell us something we DON'T already know?! Legolas (to Aragorn): This is an Elvish invention. It's called "soap." Gimli (during the Orc hunt): Umm ... can we stop a moment? Aragorn: Didn't I tell you to go before we left?! Gimli (riding behind Legolas to Helm's Deep): Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Legolas: Don't make me stop this horse, young man! Aragorn (to Eowyn): Sorry. I've got a thing for older women. Faramir (coming to his senses): What the heck am I doing?! Of course I don't want the stupid Ring! Nazgul #1: Do these robes make me look fat? No, really. Nazgul #2: ... And then I showed up at the party at Weathertop and that dratted King of Angmar was wearing the exact same outfit! I just about died! -Lily __________________ "But nay: the praise of the praiseworthy is above all rewards." - Faramir