Things you should never say to LOTR characters - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Quirkette · 03-09-2003, 08:44 AM

The water here is pretty polluted, Gollum. You might wanna cook that fish.

Aragorn, don't you think that necklace is a little girly for you?

Wow, Gandalf, Shadowfax just had the biggest poop!

You've got Dutch elm disease! (To an ent)

Bilbo, you cheapskate! Of all the things in Bag End you could give me, this is the last thing I'd want!

03-09-2003, 08:44 AM	#39
Quirkette Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: A shotgun shack Posts: 86	The water here is pretty polluted, Gollum. You might wanna cook that fish. Aragorn, don't you think that necklace is a little girly for you? Wow, Gandalf, Shadowfax just had the biggest poop! You've got Dutch elm disease! (To an ent) Bilbo, you cheapskate! Of all the things in Bag End you could give me, this is the last thing I'd want! __________________ "No food, no rest, nothing for Smeagol," said Gollum. "He's a sneak."