Things you should never say to LOTR characters - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Oddwen · 02-21-2003, 06:37 AM

To Leggy: Holy cow man, you've got dirt under your fingernail there!
Leggy's response: AIEEEEE!!
To Frodo: Ooh, your eyes are so huge, how many minutes does it take to blink? That's why you're so skinny, right? Because blinking helps you to lose weight?
To Merry: Wow, your nose is the biggest I've ever seen! Like, wow!
To Gandy: Dude, like, chill.
To Celeborn: Hey, can you talk a little faster? I find myself being distracted by that pretty little bug there...
Galadriel's response: A BUG?
To Pippin: Hey, can you help me with my homework?
To Elrond: Don't worry, be happy!
To Leggy: DIE!
Fool of an elf! Fool of a dwarf! Fool of a man! Fool of a fool! Fool of a wizard, oh wait, that's me.

Funny, maybe. Wierd, yes.

"How's it hangin', Maedhros?" LOL! I'm literally tearing up. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

02-21-2003, 06:37 AM	#11
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	To Leggy: Holy cow man, you've got dirt under your fingernail there! Leggy's response: AIEEEEE!! To Frodo: Ooh, your eyes are so huge, how many minutes does it take to blink? That's why you're so skinny, right? Because blinking helps you to lose weight? To Merry: Wow, your nose is the biggest I've ever seen! Like, wow! To Gandy: Dude, like, chill. To Celeborn: Hey, can you talk a little faster? I find myself being distracted by that pretty little bug there... Galadriel's response: A BUG? To Pippin: Hey, can you help me with my homework? To Elrond: Don't worry, be happy! To Leggy: DIE! Fool of an elf! Fool of a dwarf! Fool of a man! Fool of a fool! Fool of a wizard, oh wait, that's me. Funny, maybe. Wierd, yes. "How's it hangin', Maedhros?" LOL! I'm literally tearing up. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door