Things you should never say to LOTR characters - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

cannedpoatoe · 01-23-2003, 09:19 AM

Legolas: Ya know since you can walk on snow and everything why dont you carry a hobbit?
Gandalf: You need to trim your beard
Gimli: I saw the same ax at the village dump
Frodo:That ring will kill you, why don't you just give up and bury it in your garden?
Merry and Pippin: Why did you come? GO HOME!
Sam:You know you bug the crap out of Frodo right? He's only got you along because you can cook.
Gollum:You look like an idiot calling a ring precious all the time you ugly git.

well....i tried
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01-23-2003, 09:19 AM	#1
cannedpoatoe Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: a place in the United States Posts: 54	Legolas: Ya know since you can walk on snow and everything why dont you carry a hobbit? Gandalf: You need to trim your beard Gimli: I saw the same ax at the village dump Frodo:That ring will kill you, why don't you just give up and bury it in your garden? Merry and Pippin: Why did you come? GO HOME! Sam:You know you bug the crap out of Frodo right? He's only got you along because you can cook. Gollum:You look like an idiot calling a ring precious all the time you ugly git. well....i tried [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ "dont tell the elf"-Gimli