Things you should never say to LOTR characters - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Ebony · 01-22-2003, 03:41 PM

Faramir, you're just like your brother!

Hey Treebeard, we're going to be building a sawmill right here on the banks of the Entwash.

To Gandalf: Fool of a wizard!

Legolas, don't look now, but I think your hair's on fire.

(While looking at Gloin): Won't you introduce me to your mother, Gimli?

(While looking at Gimli): So Legolas, what did you say your dog's name was?

Sam, Frodo's just a big moron.

Hey Saruman! There's 400 more acres of forest just over that hill.

To a Nazgul: Sing me a lullabye, won't you?

To a Barrow Wight: Hello, I'm from the ME archeological society, and I'm here to collect these ancient treasures and put them in a museum.

How's it hangin', Maedhros?

Hey Arwen, who was that blonde I saw Aragorn with last night?

Hey Elrond, who was that blonde I saw Aragorn with last night?

Maedhros, could you give me a hand?

Frodo, if Gollum gives you any grief, just give him the finger.

Gollum, you don't want that ring. It doesn't go with your ensemble.

No Legolas, there's one hundred and six riders of Rohan, not one hundred and five. Man, I think you need glasses!

01-22-2003, 03:41 PM	#1
Ebony Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: between a hard and a rocky place Posts: 22	Faramir, you're just like your brother! Hey Treebeard, we're going to be building a sawmill right here on the banks of the Entwash. To Gandalf: Fool of a wizard! Legolas, don't look now, but I think your hair's on fire. (While looking at Gloin): Won't you introduce me to your mother, Gimli? (While looking at Gimli): So Legolas, what did you say your dog's name was? Sam, Frodo's just a big moron. Hey Saruman! There's 400 more acres of forest just over that hill. To a Nazgul: Sing me a lullabye, won't you? To a Barrow Wight: Hello, I'm from the ME archeological society, and I'm here to collect these ancient treasures and put them in a museum. How's it hangin', Maedhros? Hey Arwen, who was that blonde I saw Aragorn with last night? Hey Elrond, who was that blonde I saw Aragorn with last night? Maedhros, could you give me a hand? Frodo, if Gollum gives you any grief, just give him the finger. Gollum, you don't want that ring. It doesn't go with your ensemble. No Legolas, there's one hundred and six riders of Rohan, not one hundred and five. Man, I think you need glasses! __________________ Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.