Things you should never say to LOTR characters - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Manardariel · 12-31-2002, 12:35 PM

"Look, Treethingy, can we please hurry up???"

"Frodo, keep the ring. It´ll make you happy. It´s not evil." (The probem is, he´d believe you)

Arwen, you do know Aragorn´s cheating on you with that hot human chick from Rohan, don´t you?

Use your brains, Pippin! (And die in the attempt?)

Come on, Sam. Forget Frodo. He´s got Gollum now.

12-31-2002, 12:35 PM	#10
Manardariel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 807	"Look, Treethingy, can we please hurry up???" "Frodo, keep the ring. It´ll make you happy. It´s not evil." (The probem is, he´d believe you) Arwen, you do know Aragorn´s cheating on you with that hot human chick from Rohan, don´t you? Use your brains, Pippin! (And die in the attempt?) Come on, Sam. Forget Frodo. He´s got Gollum now. __________________ Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Blog :-)\|FanFic Dream City