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Nianna Telmnar · 12-29-2002, 06:09 PM

To CEO Sauron:

I regret to inform you that we had trouble again with Stewart this weekend.

Last night, at around midnight, dock security found him spray painting foul red letters all over my beautiful boat! The guards went after him with a torch (seeing as how Nazgul don't like fire) to subdue him untill he could be restrained and returned to you.

Unfortunately, he apparantly also brought a can of gasoline under his robes. (to torch my boat i suppose). My guards not knowing this tossed the fire at him and, well..(They tell me the fireball was quite impressive).
At which point Stewart (or what was left of him) jumped in the water and swam away. My people searched the banks for him, but he was nowhere to be found. I assume he went back to Minas Morgul.

My apologies for the harm done to one of your people, however, I would like to be compensated for my ship. Also, untill Stewart is found, one of my guards will be following me to work. (He sure to be upset at nearly being barbequed)

Thank you for your understanding, I will be at work on Monday morning. I have some great ideas for the park I would like to discuss with you.

Sincerly,
Nienna Telmnar
Head of Telerian Public Relations

[ December 29, 2002: Message edited by: Nianna Telmnar ]

12-29-2002, 06:09 PM	#12
Nianna Telmnar Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: somewhere between here and there Posts: 68	To CEO Sauron: I regret to inform you that we had trouble again with Stewart this weekend. Last night, at around midnight, dock security found him spray painting foul red letters all over my beautiful boat! The guards went after him with a torch (seeing as how Nazgul don't like fire) to subdue him untill he could be restrained and returned to you. Unfortunately, he apparantly also brought a can of gasoline under his robes. (to torch my boat i suppose). My guards not knowing this tossed the fire at him and, well..(They tell me the fireball was quite impressive). At which point Stewart (or what was left of him) jumped in the water and swam away. My people searched the banks for him, but he was nowhere to be found. I assume he went back to Minas Morgul. My apologies for the harm done to one of your people, however, I would like to be compensated for my ship. Also, untill Stewart is found, one of my guards will be following me to work. (He sure to be upset at nearly being barbequed) Thank you for your understanding, I will be at work on Monday morning. I have some great ideas for the park I would like to discuss with you. Sincerly, Nienna Telmnar Head of Telerian Public Relations [ December 29, 2002: Message edited by: Nianna Telmnar ] __________________ "Don't Panic."