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good idea at the time · 12-27-2002, 03:15 PM

Dear Nienna Telmar:

Many thanks for your outstanding contribution in not only naming the Magical Land of Mordor, but designing its trams, parking lots, shows, and my personal favorite, the E-Z Trap lockers. I see that you are a very creative individual and would like to welcome you aboard Dark Lord Enterprises. If you're not interested please inform Stewart, the Nazgul who delivered this letter.

My former CEO, Melkor, who left MiddleEarth Enterprises in my hands (I mean that figuratively) never paid much attention to the Teleri Elves. However, he is currently engaged in a corporation known as The Void and I think the MiddleEarth Enterprises would benefit very much by marketing to your people. Tell me, how does this sound as an addition to our theme park:

"Why go sailing, when you can ride the rapids at the brand new water park in the Magical Land of Mordor?"

Perhaps I should try to book the elvish band "The Cry of the Gull on the Shore" for our grand opening?

Sincerely,
The Misunderstood Lord Sauron,
CEO of MiddleEarth Enterprises

12-27-2002, 03:15 PM	#3
good idea at the time Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 42	Dear Nienna Telmar: Many thanks for your outstanding contribution in not only naming the Magical Land of Mordor, but designing its trams, parking lots, shows, and my personal favorite, the E-Z Trap lockers. I see that you are a very creative individual and would like to welcome you aboard Dark Lord Enterprises. If you're not interested please inform Stewart, the Nazgul who delivered this letter. My former CEO, Melkor, who left MiddleEarth Enterprises in my hands (I mean that figuratively) never paid much attention to the Teleri Elves. However, he is currently engaged in a corporation known as The Void and I think the MiddleEarth Enterprises would benefit very much by marketing to your people. Tell me, how does this sound as an addition to our theme park: "Why go sailing, when you can ride the rapids at the brand new water park in the Magical Land of Mordor?" Perhaps I should try to book the elvish band "The Cry of the Gull on the Shore" for our grand opening? Sincerely, The Misunderstood Lord Sauron, CEO of MiddleEarth Enterprises __________________ The road goes ever on and on