LOTR Musical: what songs????

[The Daughter of Gollum and Shelob]

Remember that crappy Spice Girls song, Viva Forever? Well, call me crazy, but I actually re wrote the lyrics to suit the LOTR musical. This is supposed to be Gollum talking to himself (Smeagol).

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VIVA MY PRECIOUS


GOLLUM: Do you sstill remember, how we used to be?
Ssplashing around, to the goblinss' cave bound,
Just my Preciouss, you and me.
Both of uss were dreamerss, living without ssun,
But Bagginsess came, made a riddle sso lame,
And he went home with the One.

Hassta my Preciouss, always be mine.
Viva my Preciouss, I'll be ssneaking
Under nasssty, yellow ssun.
Live for Preciousss, for the moment,
Ever ssearching for the One.

SMEAGOL: Yess, I still remember, every whispered hiss,
The touch of its gold, and the torture untold,
Of the Dark Lord's secret kiss.
Sslipping through our fingers, to Frodo and Sam,
Masster is good, *** he offered uss food,
But the Ssam's a stupid ram.

Hassta Manana, inmate of mine.
Viva the hobbits, you'll be going,
Under nasssty, yellow ssun.
Live for Preciousss? Not forever,
For I found my sspecial One.

GOLLUM: But you are alone now, wass he jusssst a fraud?
Truly *** I told you, the promisse iss ssold
And he'ss just a filthy Frod'.

BOTH: Hassta Manana, Frodo and Ssam.
Viva my Preciouss, we will get it,
We don't care about the ssun.
Live for Preciouss, coss they sstole it,
And we'll claimsess back the one.