LOTR Musical: what songs????

[Diamond18]

Ahhh, I just had an inspiration (so I'll be amused by it even if no one else is):

Gollum should sing Les Poissons from "The Little Mermaid." Not familiar with it? Never fear:

Les poissons, les poissons
How I love les poissons
Love to chop and to serve little fish
First I cut of zeir heads
Zen I pull out zeir bones
Ah mais oui ca c'est toujours delish

Les poissons, les poissons
Hee hee hee, haw haw haw
With ze cleaver I hack zem in two
I pull out what's inside
And I serve it up fried
God, I love little fishes, don't you?

Here's something for tempting ze palate
Prepared in ze classic technique
First you pound ze fish flat with a mallet
Zen you slash through the skin
Give the ze belly a slice
Zen you rub some salt in
'Cos zat makes it taste nice!

Thanks to google for that. You didn't think I had it memorized, did you? [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ October 02, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]