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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-21-2002, 06:52 AM

Elrond: This council business is really boring. Why can't some bally idiot hurry up and volunteer to get rid of the ruddy thing so that we can go and get a spot of lunch?

Gandalf: Don't worry: I've pumped young Baggins' head so full of nonsense that he'll take on any insanely suicidal mission. I hope we're having blackberry crumble again.

Elrond: I didn't know you were telepathic.

Gandalf: Neither did I.

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Goldberry: Why does he always insist on bringing home every vagrant he finds? Now we'll have to cook for six instead of ordering a pizza. Mmmmm pepperoni.

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Gimli (at Helm's Deep): If that Elf gets too far ahead of me he'll be among the glorious dead tomorrow.

Legolas: If that Dwarf gets too far ahead of me he'll become the recipient of a stray arrow, or I'm no archer.

[ October 21, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]

10-21-2002, 06:52 AM	#11
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Elrond: This council business is really boring. Why can't some bally idiot hurry up and volunteer to get rid of the ruddy thing so that we can go and get a spot of lunch? Gandalf: Don't worry: I've pumped young Baggins' head so full of nonsense that he'll take on any insanely suicidal mission. I hope we're having blackberry crumble again. Elrond: I didn't know you were telepathic. Gandalf: Neither did I. -------------------------------------------- Goldberry: Why does he always insist on bringing home every vagrant he finds? Now we'll have to cook for six instead of ordering a pizza. Mmmmm pepperoni. -------------------------------------------- Gimli (at Helm's Deep): If that Elf gets too far ahead of me he'll be among the glorious dead tomorrow. Legolas: If that Dwarf gets too far ahead of me he'll become the recipient of a stray arrow, or I'm no archer. [ October 21, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ] __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?