What would they be doing today??

[VanimaEdhel]

The Nine:
Aragorn: a parole officer

Frodo: an armored car driver

Sam: a personal assistant

Boromir: (is dead, but...) out of jail, Aragorn's his parole officer!

Gandalf: a magician at the fair

Pippin: actor in teen movies

Merry: in the army

Legolas: in the Navy

Gimli: an archaeologist

The Others:
Eowyn: a protester for furthering women's rights

Arwen: a professional singer

Faramir: faithfully follows Eowyn around

Sauron: on Jerry Springer

Saruman: with Sauron

Grima Wormtongue: with Saruman and Sauron

Tom Bombadil: well, we've established he's in the White House, so...(check out the "Tom Bombadil in the White House" thread)

Goldberry: Laura Bush, I guess?

Asfaloth: a school horse at a local barn

Shadowfax: with Asfaloth

Farmer Maggot: chasing Peter Rabbit and his family

Denethor: in therapy, getting over Boromir and learning to accept Faramir as he is

Glorfindel: well, he's also in therapy because they took him out of the movie! and he is also a delivery man for Fed-Ex

The Barrow-Wights: on here with us, of course!

The Nazgul: started a barbershop harmony group

The Ents: basketball players

The Uruk-Hai: all made there home in New York City (I'm from NY, I'm allowed to say that)

The Orcs: probably chillin' with the Uruk in Grand Central

Elrond: became a male jewelry model...or a doctor

Galadriel: a TV psychic

Celeborn: her personal manager

[ October 06, 2002: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]