What if you walked in a tavern and saw . . . . . - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Elenna · 09-23-2002, 01:44 PM

I'd check my map - how did I get into a tavern like this? Isn't there a warning label?

If it turned out that yes, I was supposed to be there, I'd pull the plug on the karaoke machine or ko the piano player (depends on who's accompanying them). Then I would pick both hobbits up, chuck them in the piano or bind and gag them with the karaoke machine cord, and then go and quietly have a pint.

09-23-2002, 01:44 PM	#11
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	I'd check my map - how did I get into a tavern like this? Isn't there a warning label? If it turned out that yes, I was supposed to be there, I'd pull the plug on the karaoke machine or ko the piano player (depends on who's accompanying them). Then I would pick both hobbits up, chuck them in the piano or bind and gag them with the karaoke machine cord, and then go and quietly have a pint. __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."