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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 09-27-2002, 08:03 AM

Actually the Witch-King always struck me as a Barbara Cartland sort of chap. Here are a few ideas:

Gollum: Venus in Furs

Saruman: Palantírs for Dummies by A. N. Natar

Sam: Demosthenes' Philippics

Frodo: Playhobbit

Aragorn: What Katy Did Next

Gandalf: The Beano

Melkor: Living With Rejection

Sauron: Winnie the Pooh

Fëanor: The Reader's Digest Guide to DIY

Eól: Men are from Mars; Women are from Venus

Mîm: Vogue

Galadriel: Keeping House on a Budget

09-27-2002, 08:03 AM	#16
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Actually the Witch-King always struck me as a Barbara Cartland sort of chap. Here are a few ideas: Gollum: Venus in Furs Saruman: Palantírs for Dummies by A. N. Natar Sam: Demosthenes' Philippics Frodo: Playhobbit Aragorn: What Katy Did Next Gandalf: The Beano Melkor: Living With Rejection Sauron: Winnie the Pooh Fëanor: The Reader's Digest Guide to DIY Eól: Men are from Mars; Women are from Venus Mîm: Vogue Galadriel: Keeping House on a Budget __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?