Comedy Scenes: can you picture these scenes in your head?! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Blue Elf · 01-20-2003, 06:38 PM

Here's an attempt...it isn't that funny, but I tried!!

Gandalf: You shall not pass!

Balrog: Lookie here mister, I'm sorry I'm a nickel off of the tool both fee, but please let me pass!! If I lose my job...!!

Gandalf: What's the job? To kill someone, I'll warrant.

Balrog: Weeell, yes....b-but, I have.....um....a wife and three kids at home!!

01-20-2003, 06:38 PM	#29
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	Here's an attempt...it isn't that funny, but I tried!! Gandalf: You shall not pass! Balrog: Lookie here mister, I'm sorry I'm a nickel off of the tool both fee, but please let me pass!! If I lose my job...!! Gandalf: What's the job? To kill someone, I'll warrant. Balrog: Weeell, yes....b-but, I have.....um....a wife and three kids at home!! __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!