Comedy Scenes: can you picture these scenes in your head?! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Eruialiwen · 10-05-2002, 08:35 PM

OMG these are absolutely hilarious *rolls off chair* I especially love the "and you have my bones" "and my @$$" one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] As well as the one where Legolas faints....LOL -.-;

I'm trying to think of a funny one, I really am! I really love the Council of Elrond theme, so I guess I'll go with that!

Boromir: And what would a Ranger know of this matter?

*Legolas springs up from his chair, knocking the chair over and causing a domino effect of everyone being bowled over in their seats...he doesn't appear to notice* This is no Ranger, this is Aragorn son of Arathorn, the heir to Gondor...*his voice trails away as he notice that he and Boromir are the only ones left standing.

Aragorn (on his side on the floor): Sit down, Legolas.

*Legolas attempts to sit down, forgetting that he doesn't have a seat, and topples over the edge of the terrace and lands bum-first on the ground*

*Dwarves snigger uncontrollably from their entanglement on the floor*

*Legolas's shrill wail rises up* MY HAIR!!! THERE'S A LEAF IN IT! IT'S FILTHY! SOMEONE GET MY HERBAL ESSENCES!!! MY PRECCIIOOUSSSS!!!! *his sobs are heard; the Dwarves snigger and giggle at his misfortune as they try to untangle their beards from each other*

10-05-2002, 08:35 PM	#1
Eruialiwen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mirkwood, Virginia Posts: 71	OMG these are absolutely hilarious rolls off chair I especially love the "and you have my bones" "and my @$$" one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] As well as the one where Legolas faints....LOL -.-; I'm trying to think of a funny one, I really am! I really love the Council of Elrond theme, so I guess I'll go with that! Boromir: And what would a Ranger know of this matter? Legolas springs up from his chair, knocking the chair over and causing a domino effect of everyone being bowled over in their seats...he doesn't appear to notice This is no Ranger, this is Aragorn son of Arathorn, the heir to Gondor...his voice trails away as he notice that he and Boromir are the only ones left standing. Aragorn (on his side on the floor): Sit down, Legolas. Legolas attempts to sit down, forgetting that he doesn't have a seat, and topples over the edge of the terrace and lands bum-first on the ground* Dwarves snigger uncontrollably from their entanglement on the floor Legolas's shrill wail rises up MY HAIR!!! THERE'S A LEAF IN IT! IT'S FILTHY! SOMEONE GET MY HERBAL ESSENCES!!! MY PRECCIIOOUSSSS!!!! his sobs are heard; the Dwarves snigger and giggle at his misfortune as they try to untangle their beards from each other __________________ ~'%From the mouths of the Sea the South Wind flies, from the sandhills and the stones; The wailing of the gulls it bears, and at the gate it moans.%'~