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Lomelinde · 08-18-2002, 03:44 PM

(Lothlorien)

Gimli:I have the eyes of a hawk, and the ears of a fox.
(Fellowship suddenly surrounded by various stuffed animals thrust in their faces. Haldir saunters down, stroking a teddy bear)

Haldir: The Dwarf breathes so loud, I could've chucked this at him in the dark.

Aragorn:....Haldir o Lorien?
Haldir [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]sighs) Yes, yes, some moron thought it would be funny to use our bowstrings for a gigantic harp he's making...Really rather pathetic, isn't it?

Aragorn: ...So you're guarding the Golden Wood with fuzzy plush toys?

Haldir: (clutches teddy bear protectively)(in a menacing tone)Are you making fun of Snuggles?

Ok, that's why I don't try my hand at humor more often... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

08-18-2002, 03:44 PM	#11
Lomelinde Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Ha! Wouldn't you like to know? Posts: 80	(Lothlorien) Gimli:I have the eyes of a hawk, and the ears of a fox. (Fellowship suddenly surrounded by various stuffed animals thrust in their faces. Haldir saunters down, stroking a teddy bear) Haldir: The Dwarf breathes so loud, I could've chucked this at him in the dark. Aragorn:....Haldir o Lorien? Haldir [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]sighs) Yes, yes, some moron thought it would be funny to use our bowstrings for a gigantic harp he's making...Really rather pathetic, isn't it? Aragorn: ...So you're guarding the Golden Wood with fuzzy plush toys? Haldir: (clutches teddy bear protectively)(in a menacing tone)Are you making fun of Snuggles? Ok, that's why I don't try my hand at humor more often... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ The Dwarf breathes so loud I could've shot him in the dark, drunk, blindfolded and hanging upside down from a tree.