LOTR Outtakes!

[Nimrothiel]

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Priceless! This is one of the best topics in the forum! And here are my little contributions to this topic:

*Gandalf on bridge in Moria facing Balrog*

Gandalf: YOU...SHALL NOT...PASS! (slams staff down, bridge breaks on the WRONG side)

Gandalf: ****! (falls into pit)

(Balrog stares into pit for a moment, looks straight at camera)

Balrog: Uh, does this mean that we're done shooting for the day?

Peter Jackson: CUT!!!

*Fellowship at the entrance to the Mines*

Aragorn: The Mines are no place for a pony.

Sam: Good-bye, Bill. (brief silence, Sam repeats himself a bit louder) Good-bye, Bill. (Bill doesn't move) GOOD-BYE, BILL! (Bill still doesn't move) COME ON YA STUPID JACK***, MOVE!! (Bill still doesn't move)

Peter Jackson: CUT!

*Just after the Fellowship begins to travel through the Mines*

(Gandalf takes out his rock for his staff, drops it into a pool of water that is much deeper than it looks)

Gandalf: ****! Hey, Pippin! Go and get that for me, will ya?

(Pippin jumps into the pool, rapidly sinks to the bottom)

Merry(half an hour later): Er, shouldn't we see if he needs help?

Entire Fellowship: Nah, give him five more minutes.

Peter Jackson: CUT!!!!


I actually feel sorry for Pippin now. (I would have waited 20 minutes!)

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