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Gamgee · 08-18-2002, 01:10 PM

those are great!!
(1)
*Ringwraiths are about to attack hobbits at weathertop* *Aragorn comes up with a sword and starts fighting nazgul*
Aragorn: hullo!! my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!!
Ringwraiths: *confused looks*
Pj: *rolls eyes* CUT! ok, Aragorn, first of all, you're not Inigo Montoya, you're Aragorn, son Of Arathorn ruler of Gondor and all that wonderful stuff, secondly, they didn't kill your father, ok? work with me here!
Aragorn: scuuuuuuuse me, trying to bring some humor to the movie but noooooooo everything has to be ~dramatic~
Pj: *shakes head*
(2)
*Frodo just got stabbed at weathertop* *Sam comes running to him*
Sam: Mr. Frodo!! Mr. Frodo!! no don't die Mr. Frodo!! *starts to cry*
Frodo: *looks over at Sam* *cracks up laughing* hahaha!! you should have seen your face!! *mimics him* ~mr. froooodo mr. froooooodo~ AHAHAHAHA!!
Sam: *punches frodo in the arm and walks away*
Frodo: ahahahaha!!!
PJ: CUT!

(3)
*Arwen comes upon Aragorn and the hobbits heading towords Rivendell on her horse looking all white and giving off a certain glow*
Arwen: I am Arwen..do not be af..*BONK* AHH!! *she hits her head on a low tree branch* WHO PUT THAT THERE!!
Hobbits: *die laughing*
Arwen: you think it's funny!! *starts chasing little hobbits around with Asfaloth and her sword*
Pj: CUT CUT CUT!! *sighs very loudly* I'm surrounded by idiots...

well, that was the best I could do.

08-18-2002, 01:10 PM	#11
Gamgee Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Hobbit hole, Hobbiton, The Shire Posts: 24	those are great!! (1) Ringwraiths are about to attack hobbits at weathertop Aragorn comes up with a sword and starts fighting nazgul Aragorn: hullo!! my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!! Ringwraiths: confused looks Pj: rolls eyes CUT! ok, Aragorn, first of all, you're not Inigo Montoya, you're Aragorn, son Of Arathorn ruler of Gondor and all that wonderful stuff, secondly, they didn't kill your father, ok? work with me here! Aragorn: scuuuuuuuse me, trying to bring some humor to the movie but noooooooo everything has to be ~dramatic~ Pj: shakes head (2) Frodo just got stabbed at weathertop Sam comes running to him Sam: Mr. Frodo!! Mr. Frodo!! no don't die Mr. Frodo!! starts to cry Frodo: looks over at Sam cracks up laughing hahaha!! you should have seen your face!! mimics him ~mr. froooodo mr. froooooodo~ AHAHAHAHA!! Sam: punches frodo in the arm and walks away Frodo: ahahahaha!!! PJ: CUT! (3) Arwen comes upon Aragorn and the hobbits heading towords Rivendell on her horse looking all white and giving off a certain glow Arwen: I am Arwen..do not be af..BONK AHH!! she hits her head on a low tree branch WHO PUT THAT THERE!! Hobbits: die laughing Arwen: you think it's funny!! starts chasing little hobbits around with Asfaloth and her sword Pj: CUT CUT CUT!! sighs very loudly I'm surrounded by idiots... well, that was the best I could do. __________________ "Do not meddle in the affairs of Samwise Gamgee, for he is quick to anger and armed with a frying pan." ~Gamgee~