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Birdland · 08-06-2002, 06:33 PM

(Birdie sits everyone down and explains slowly) IT'S A HOUSING DEVELOPMENT!!!! It's got teeny-tiny trees, and sidewalks that lead nowhere, and houses that look all alike. And there's probably covenents that prohibit you from painting those houses in Elven colors.

You could have built the whole thing on a hill and called it Minas Tirith, but it will still be a slum in a cornfield in 50 years or so.

I think it's kinda pathetic. Keep your grubby paws off of my book, you...you...marketing people, you!

08-06-2002, 06:33 PM	#11
Birdland Ghastly Neekerbreeker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto Posts: 1,751	(Birdie sits everyone down and explains slowly) IT'S A HOUSING DEVELOPMENT!!!! It's got teeny-tiny trees, and sidewalks that lead nowhere, and houses that look all alike. And there's probably covenents that prohibit you from painting those houses in Elven colors. You could have built the whole thing on a hill and called it Minas Tirith, but it will still be a slum in a cornfield in 50 years or so. I think it's kinda pathetic. Keep your grubby paws off of my book, you...you...marketing people, you!