LOTR merchandise we never want to see - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Diamond18 · 11-03-2002, 04:43 PM

A plush, stuffed Shelob cuddly toy.

"Invent your own mini Uruk-hai" science kit.

New from Campbells, limited edition mushroom soup with labels reading: Maggot Soup.

A Legolas doll that says "I Love You" , and "Marry Me", and can be programed to utter the name of the Leggybopper who buys the doll.

A " Morphin' Glorfin' " doll that changes from Glorfindel to Arwen at the press of a button.

"Breath of Death" throat spray (from the Hobbit).

Life-size skeleton of Moria doll that comes with its own well. (Hobbit not included).

A "Become the Balrog" suit. Supposedly 100% safe, this suit can be set on fire without damage to the wearer....patent pending.

11-03-2002, 04:43 PM	#5
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	A plush, stuffed Shelob cuddly toy. "Invent your own mini Uruk-hai" science kit. New from Campbells, limited edition mushroom soup with labels reading: Maggot Soup. A Legolas doll that says "I Love You" , and "Marry Me", and can be programed to utter the name of the Leggybopper who buys the doll. A " Morphin' Glorfin' " doll that changes from Glorfindel to Arwen at the press of a button. "Breath of Death" throat spray (from the Hobbit). Life-size skeleton of Moria doll that comes with its own well. (Hobbit not included). A "Become the Balrog" suit. Supposedly 100% safe, this suit can be set on fire without damage to the wearer....patent pending. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.