101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Elassar 516 · 02-01-2004, 03:03 PM

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Fangorn: Hello Saruman, I brought you a present, they call themselves "hobbits" I thought you'd have some use for them.
Saruman: Wow, just what I always wanted! Oh by the way can you come over for tea next week?
Fangorn: Sure anytime. Oh and by the way, if you ever need wood, my forest isat your disposal.

Gollum: Massster, we could help you carry the Preciousssss.
Frodo: Okay here you go, it's been rather heavy lately.

Denethor: Gandalf, so good to see you, any chance you have found the long-lost heir of Isildur?
Gandalf: as a matter of fact, yes.
Denethor: How splendid!

Sauron: I wish I had eyelashes.

Denethor: And know I shall burn myself and my son alive.
Pippin: Are you sure you want to do that?
Denethor: On second thought, burning myself really isn't a very good idea.
Or
Pippin: Great idea, can you burn me to?

Sam: Gollum, if you ever get the ring back will you give me the Shire to be my own personel garden?
Gollum: Okay, nice hobbit.

(Gandalf changes Theoden back into a human beingin TT)
Theoden: My beutiful wrinkles, what did you do with them! Change me back, NOW!

Saruman after gathering his huge army: You know, maybe I shouldn't take over Rohan...

Gandalf on Orthanc when Gwaihir shows up: Ugh, you again, couldn't some other eagle come to rescue me.

Sauron: Really, what's the point of a big scary eye without eyelashes...

02-01-2004, 03:03 PM	#25
Elassar 516 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sailing into the West...I wish Posts: 58	This is an Awesom thread! Fangorn: Hello Saruman, I brought you a present, they call themselves "hobbits" I thought you'd have some use for them. Saruman: Wow, just what I always wanted! Oh by the way can you come over for tea next week? Fangorn: Sure anytime. Oh and by the way, if you ever need wood, my forest isat your disposal. Gollum: Massster, we could help you carry the Preciousssss. Frodo: Okay here you go, it's been rather heavy lately. Denethor: Gandalf, so good to see you, any chance you have found the long-lost heir of Isildur? Gandalf: as a matter of fact, yes. Denethor: How splendid! Sauron: I wish I had eyelashes. Denethor: And know I shall burn myself and my son alive. Pippin: Are you sure you want to do that? Denethor: On second thought, burning myself really isn't a very good idea. Or Pippin: Great idea, can you burn me to? Sam: Gollum, if you ever get the ring back will you give me the Shire to be my own personel garden? Gollum: Okay, nice hobbit. (Gandalf changes Theoden back into a human beingin TT) Theoden: My beutiful wrinkles, what did you do with them! Change me back, NOW! Saruman after gathering his huge army: You know, maybe I shouldn't take over Rohan... Gandalf on Orthanc when Gwaihir shows up: Ugh, you again, couldn't some other eagle come to rescue me. Sauron: Really, what's the point of a big scary eye without eyelashes...