101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

01-18-2004, 03:39 PM

Pippin: Aragorn is eight feet tall. And if he were here, he'd blast the Uruks with lightning bolts from his eyes, and thuder bolts from his arse! | Braveheart, a wonderful movie. |

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Pippin and Merry: But the only brew for the brave and truuuuue, comes from the Green Dragon!

Gandalf: So that's why all the rum's gone. | PotC! Yay! |

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Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas bowing before the mysterious White Wizard at Fangorn...

Aragorn: You killed my Gandalf!!

The White Wizard: No, Aragorn, I AM your Gandalf.

Aragorn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

01-18-2004, 03:39 PM	#18
Wingfoot Guest Posts: n/a	Pippin: Aragorn is eight feet tall. And if he were here, he'd blast the Uruks with lightning bolts from his eyes, and thuder bolts from his arse! \| Braveheart, a wonderful movie. \| ... Pippin and Merry: But the only brew for the brave and truuuuue, comes from the Green Dragon! Gandalf: So that's why all the rum's gone. \| PotC! Yay! \| ... Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas bowing before the mysterious White Wizard at Fangorn... Aragorn: You killed my Gandalf!! The White Wizard: No, Aragorn, I AM your Gandalf. Aragorn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!