101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say

[Yavanna Kementari]

*imagines Gandalf at the front yelling orders as they travel*
Gandalf: "Foward, March!"
Gandalf: "I don't know but I've been told,"
The Fellowship: 'repeats'
Gandalf: "Saruman is really old,"
The Fellowship: 'repeats'
Gandalf: "He's a traitor yes he is,"
The Fellowship: 'repeats'
Gandalf: "Now I am the Mighty Wiz. Sound off!
T.F. "One, Two,"
Gandalf: "Sound off"
T.F. "Three, Four,"
Gandalf: "Bring it on up now"
T.F. "One, Two, Three, Four,..One..Two ThreeFour!"
Yavanna to Aule: "Go ahead honey cut down the old ones first!" [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Thats all the time I have, sorry if you didn't think it was funny. My jaw hurts as well!! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] I like Aragorns "I am a mondern Major General!!LOL This thread is really Fun!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ~(~<~> Yavanna