101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

the guy who be short · 04-03-2003, 02:30 PM

manwe: heh, heh... my plot for world domination is almost complete. all i need is a pomegranate and a chipmunk...

yavanna: burn you goddamn trees! burn! haha! die!

tulkas: ooh, lets check my schedule for today... first flower arranging, then dancing through the woods... lalalala

varda: how on arda did i get my throwing stars stuck in space? now how am i supposed to defend myself?

morgoth: i declare, old bean, why dont we just end this silly old fighting, eh, old fruit? lets go singing into the trees-
(cut off by yavanna, who launches herself at him, crying: dont you touch my trees)

gimli: oh, toss me, toss me, its so fun! by the beard! please, by the beard!

legolas: a red sun rises. it will be sunny today
gimli: you dont say? stupid elf
legolas: *punches gimli, then killls, skins and eats him*

ok, dont mind their weirdness... im insane you see. its a condition. meeeeeep

04-03-2003, 02:30 PM	#1
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	manwe: heh, heh... my plot for world domination is almost complete. all i need is a pomegranate and a chipmunk... yavanna: burn you goddamn trees! burn! haha! die! tulkas: ooh, lets check my schedule for today... first flower arranging, then dancing through the woods... lalalala varda: how on arda did i get my throwing stars stuck in space? now how am i supposed to defend myself? morgoth: i declare, old bean, why dont we just end this silly old fighting, eh, old fruit? lets go singing into the trees- (cut off by yavanna, who launches herself at him, crying: dont you touch my trees) gimli: oh, toss me, toss me, its so fun! by the beard! please, by the beard! legolas: a red sun rises. it will be sunny today gimli: you dont say? stupid elf legolas: punches gimli, then killls, skins and eats him ok, dont mind their weirdness... im insane you see. its a condition. meeeeeep