101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Diamond18 · 12-02-2002, 09:25 PM

Thanks [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] , and so I guess that would make Padmé...Faramir. Frightening thought, that. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Boromir: "Frodo, will you not take my advice?"
Frodo: "I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom but for the warning in my heart."
Boromir: "No, you don't know what I was going to say! You don't understand a thing about me...I'm so misunderstood! Why does everyone think that I have a one track mind that can be read like an open book??"
Frodo: "You're mixing your metaphors."
Boromir: "I don't care! I am very upset right now at the way I'm being treated. You won't even listen to me; your mind has clanged shut like an iron door!"
Frodo: "Oh, fine, just say it already."
Boromir: "I think I like chocolate better than vanilla. Vanilla is so...I don't know...vanilla, y'know? My brother likes vanilla, but he would."
Frodo: "Is that what you wanted to talk to me about?"
Boromir: "Should there be anything else?"

12-02-2002, 09:25 PM	#11
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Thanks [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] , and so I guess that would make Padmé...Faramir. Frightening thought, that. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Boromir: "Frodo, will you not take my advice?" Frodo: "I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom but for the warning in my heart." Boromir: "No, you don't know what I was going to say! You don't understand a thing about me...I'm so misunderstood! Why does everyone think that I have a one track mind that can be read like an open book??" Frodo: "You're mixing your metaphors." Boromir: "I don't care! I am very upset right now at the way I'm being treated. You won't even listen to me; your mind has clanged shut like an iron door!" Frodo: "Oh, fine, just say it already." Boromir: "I think I like chocolate better than vanilla. Vanilla is so...I don't know...vanilla, y'know? My brother likes vanilla, but he would." Frodo: "Is that what you wanted to talk to me about?" Boromir: "Should there be anything else?" __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.