101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-29-2002, 05:02 PM

Sauron: Saruman, would you like to look after things today? I need to add some more flame to my eye.
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Sam <<about Frodo>>: NO! <<that's minus the Mr Frodo, no.>>
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Elrond: Sure, the ring can stay here.
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Aragorn: Sorry Frodo, can't save you today. I'm going on a date with Arwen.
*Hear Frodo screaming in the background of their date!*
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Gandalf: YOU CANNOT OFFER ME THIS RING! I'm alergic to Gold.
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Pippin: The square root of pi multiplied by cosine.... <<you get the idea>>
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Gimli: Galadriel is uglier than an orc!

11-29-2002, 05:02 PM	#11
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Sauron: Saruman, would you like to look after things today? I need to add some more flame to my eye. ~~~ Sam <<about Frodo>>: NO! <<that's minus the Mr Frodo, no.>> ~~~ Elrond: Sure, the ring can stay here. ~~~ Aragorn: Sorry Frodo, can't save you today. I'm going on a date with Arwen. Hear Frodo screaming in the background of their date! ~~~ Gandalf: YOU CANNOT OFFER ME THIS RING! I'm alergic to Gold. ~~~ Pippin: The square root of pi multiplied by cosine.... <<you get the idea>> ~~~ Gimli: Galadriel is uglier than an orc! __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art