101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

09-08-2002, 04:18 PM

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i don't know if these are funny but:

Saruman:Gandalf me old chap, we must join Sauron to survive.
Gandalf:Sorry Saruman, old matee, I'd rather shoot you. *Gandalf shoots Saruman killing him. He laughs wildly*

Frodo:What delayed you Gandalf, why didn't yo meet us?
Gandalf:Because I was killing Saruman like I'm goin to kill you. *He kills Frodo and laughs wildly*
*Sam walks in*
Sam:What have you done you old sleezbaggy jerk? You killed master Frodo! *Sam grabs Gandalf's gun and shoots him then he laughs wildly, takes the ring from Frodo, puts it on, and runs off to Mordor to give it to Sauron so he can rule over Middle-earth*

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09-08-2002, 04:18 PM	#1
Cyborg8844 Guest Posts: n/a	[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] i don't know if these are funny but: Saruman:Gandalf me old chap, we must join Sauron to survive. Gandalf:Sorry Saruman, old matee, I'd rather shoot you. Gandalf shoots Saruman killing him. He laughs wildly Frodo:What delayed you Gandalf, why didn't yo meet us? Gandalf:Because I was killing Saruman like I'm goin to kill you. He kills Frodo and laughs wildly Sam walks in Sam:What have you done you old sleezbaggy jerk? You killed master Frodo! Sam grabs Gandalf's gun and shoots him then he laughs wildly, takes the ring from Frodo, puts it on, and runs off to Mordor to give it to Sauron so he can rule over Middle-earth Alternate Universe Webpage