101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Brinniel · 07-15-2002, 06:28 PM

Sam: Ooh! Yay! A boat ride!

Pippin: Merry, do I eat too much? My pants have been feeling a little too tight lately and I was just wondering.

Eowyn: Why would I marry YOU, Faramir? I'd rather marry Frodo! He saved all of Middle-earth, and what did you do? Nothing nearly as important!

Aragorn: How OLD are you anyways, Gandalf?

Boromir (after being struck by an arrow): You shot me! What did you do that for, Lurtz? What did I ever do to you? *bursts into tears*

Galadriel: Hello! You must be the Fellowship of the Ring! It's a pleasure to meet you! I hope you have had a safe and pleasant journey so far! BTW, where's Gandalf?

07-15-2002, 06:28 PM	#11
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Sam: Ooh! Yay! A boat ride! Pippin: Merry, do I eat too much? My pants have been feeling a little too tight lately and I was just wondering. Eowyn: Why would I marry YOU, Faramir? I'd rather marry Frodo! He saved all of Middle-earth, and what did you do? Nothing nearly as important! Aragorn: How OLD are you anyways, Gandalf? Boromir (after being struck by an arrow): You shot me! What did you do that for, Lurtz? What did I ever do to you? bursts into tears Galadriel: Hello! You must be the Fellowship of the Ring! It's a pleasure to meet you! I hope you have had a safe and pleasant journey so far! BTW, where's Gandalf? __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum